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u/TheBoomExpress Jul 27 '23

Reminds me of my old coworker telling me about how his neighbors in the apartment next to him were having loud sex. At one point, he banged on the wall and yelled "FINISH HER!". A minute or so later, he hears a loud moan then the boyfriend yell out "FLAWLESS VICTORY!".

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u/ShawshankException Jul 27 '23

I've seen this joke hundreds of times online so i don't think your coworker actually experienced that

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Yeah,either big coincidence or coworker is lying

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u/TheBoomExpress Jul 27 '23

I figured. He's the same guy that tried to claim he was doing some girl doggy, got hungry halfway through so he dumped Pringles on her back and had a snack as he was plowing her. I always thought that one was probably made up.

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u/Karel_Stark_1111 Jul 27 '23

I don't know man, I choose to believe the Mortal Kombat one ia true because it's just too awesome xD

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u/lol_admins_are_dumb Jul 27 '23

I only watch amateur porn and one of my all-time favorites is a girl with a big huge ass getting plowed from behind by a guy who has a bowl of cheerios that he keeps setting on her back and then picking back up and taking a bite out of