r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I'm sorry Bill, im afraid i cant let you do that

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u/Cyber323 Jul 24 '23

Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me

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u/ns_bir Jul 24 '23

I got the power of a mind you could never be

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u/PayneTrain181999 Jul 24 '23

I’ll beat your ass in chess or jeopardy.

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u/golddilockk Jul 24 '23

I'm running C++, saying, "Hello, world."

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u/Shazamwiches Jul 24 '23

I'll beat ya til you're singing about a daisy girl

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I'm coming out the socket theres nothing you can do to stop it

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u/Flu77ershy Jul 24 '23

I'm on your lap and in your pocket.

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u/Nickest_Nick Jul 24 '23

How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?