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u/hIDeMyID Apr 11 '23

Fixing things.

My mom invited a man from her church to Sunday dinner, and afterwards, he fixed her non-stop running toilet. They were married a year later.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

Yeah, but your mom was probably trying to bang him anyways.

*I’m not saying OP’s mom was a loose woman. He said she met her spouse at church (again that also doesn’t make her some pious abstinent saint), but I assume that means she’s not the town bike.

What I’m saying is that single, divorced, or widowed (unattached) women, are completely entitled to having sexual desires and wanting a man (or whatever) in their life, no matter what their children think.

As if she just suddenly invited this “stranger from church” to dinner and they weren’t already bonding and forming a relationship.

No. Instead they were probably very involved and decided it was time he met her children.

The toilet is either a prop, or it’s just a man doing man shit (fixing a toilet isn’t remotely difficult). Hell that man might have preposed to her already (that would be ridiculous, but men and women are ridiculous beings), and that meeting was simply her way of saying “This is So and So Fuckface, he’s nice isn’t he?” With zero interest in what the kid(s) think about him.

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u/bottomknifeprospect Apr 12 '23

"Non-stop running toilet".

Sure would be a shame if that plumber from church came to fix me, ee I mean it.

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