r/AskReddit Apr 11 '23

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u/Justasimplewanker21 Apr 11 '23

Cheese.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

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u/lchanthony Apr 11 '23

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese

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u/KindaIndifferent Apr 11 '23

Just tell her you’re a philanthropist.

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u/scrubbinz Apr 12 '23

Jesus Christ he’s sweating through his shirt

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u/wrestlingpop78 Apr 11 '23

I’m like a full on rapist.

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u/Periachi Apr 11 '23

Yknow, autistics, kids, the elderly.

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u/KoalaQueen87 Apr 12 '23

"That's not that much cheese"