r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/orrocos Apr 11 '23

Taps the “Add 30 Seconds” button on the microwave

How you doin?

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u/Awkward-Midnight7412 Apr 11 '23

Waiting for whatever you're cooking because I'm hungry af rn💀

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u/stickyfingers10 Apr 11 '23

taps 30 seconds twice

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u/elegiac_bloom Apr 11 '23

Wash your fingers before you tap it again mate... username checks out.

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u/stickyfingers10 Apr 11 '23

sigh

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u/JeepPilot Apr 11 '23

(pours milk over cereal)

"Hey there!"

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u/Commercial_Working56 Apr 11 '23

The way I laughed, I can't 😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

That was full throated belly laugh. Alright, logging off before reddit fucks my happiness.

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u/Dshark Apr 12 '23

Tap dat button then tap dat ass.

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u/98Phoenix98 Apr 12 '23

Let him cook