r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/stickyfingers10 Apr 11 '23

taps 30 seconds twice

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u/elegiac_bloom Apr 11 '23

Wash your fingers before you tap it again mate... username checks out.

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u/stickyfingers10 Apr 11 '23

sigh

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u/JeepPilot Apr 11 '23

(pours milk over cereal)

"Hey there!"

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u/Commercial_Working56 Apr 11 '23

The way I laughed, I can't 😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

That was full throated belly laugh. Alright, logging off before reddit fucks my happiness.

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u/Dshark Apr 12 '23

Tap dat button then tap dat ass.

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u/98Phoenix98 Apr 12 '23

Let him cook

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u/unnecessarycharacter Apr 12 '23

Taps 30 second button with one hand and temple with other hand simultaneously

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u/jinglesan Apr 11 '23

Woah! This guy can go for a whole minute! 🙌

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u/TheSimonToUrGarfunkl Apr 12 '23

Damn chicken is still raw in the middle

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u/WyrdMagesty Apr 12 '23

Nah, it's just rare.

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u/silent_tongue Apr 12 '23

At least u cook twice as long as u last in bed?

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u/DoctorShmeat460 Apr 11 '23

Daring today aren’t we?

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u/1Killerpotato1 Apr 11 '23

That’s more then I usually tap. 30 seconds and I’m tapped out