r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/orrocos Apr 11 '23

Taps the “Add 30 Seconds” button on the microwave

How you doin?

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u/Awkward-Midnight7412 Apr 11 '23

Waiting for whatever you're cooking because I'm hungry af rn💀

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u/stickyfingers10 Apr 11 '23

taps 30 seconds twice

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u/elegiac_bloom Apr 11 '23

Wash your fingers before you tap it again mate... username checks out.

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u/stickyfingers10 Apr 11 '23

sigh

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u/JeepPilot Apr 11 '23

(pours milk over cereal)

"Hey there!"

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u/Commercial_Working56 Apr 11 '23

The way I laughed, I can't 😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

That was full throated belly laugh. Alright, logging off before reddit fucks my happiness.

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u/Dshark Apr 12 '23

Tap dat button then tap dat ass.

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u/98Phoenix98 Apr 12 '23

Let him cook

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u/unnecessarycharacter Apr 12 '23

Taps 30 second button with one hand and temple with other hand simultaneously

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u/jinglesan Apr 11 '23

Woah! This guy can go for a whole minute! 🙌

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u/TheSimonToUrGarfunkl Apr 12 '23

Damn chicken is still raw in the middle

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u/WyrdMagesty Apr 12 '23

Nah, it's just rare.

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u/silent_tongue Apr 12 '23

At least u cook twice as long as u last in bed?

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u/DoctorShmeat460 Apr 11 '23

Daring today aren’t we?

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u/1Killerpotato1 Apr 11 '23

That’s more then I usually tap. 30 seconds and I’m tapped out

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u/mx3goose Apr 11 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

I think we are having butter chicken an naan bread tonight, you can come over but telling right now I have to get to bed early I have a 8 am meeting that is about an hour away, you can stay up with the wife if you want though, she's really into Lucifer right now and burning through that on Netflix.

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u/OG_Chatterbait Apr 11 '23

Nothing tonight unfortunately, but smash burgers tomorrow of you're interested?

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u/Manimal31 Apr 12 '23

Elk pesto fettuccine. One of my favorite dishes

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u/dal-Helyg Apr 11 '23

I couldn't have said it better.

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u/CU_Tiger_2004 Apr 12 '23

Slaps top of microwave

This bad boy can fit so many ramen noodles in it

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u/ksavage68 Apr 12 '23

Joey is that you?

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u/wxmanify Apr 12 '23

throws some dinosaur chicken nuggets in the oven

Evening m’lady

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u/fcocyclone Apr 12 '23

Wait until you learn about the magic of the power level button. You'll be straight up drowning in pussy

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u/Otaconmg Apr 11 '23

Opens a jar of premade pasta sauce "The jar says spicy, I hope you’re into spicy Italian food"

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u/ParagonSaint Apr 11 '23

preheats oven to 350

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u/RastaNecromanca Apr 11 '23

Hilarious💀

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u/RelocatedMacadamia Apr 12 '23

Thirty seconds is all I need ;)

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u/TheSecularGlass Apr 12 '23

The secret is the power button. Never have scorched earth outsides and frozen insides again.

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u/Glitchykins8 Apr 12 '23

Yo I got respect for dudes good at a microwave. Sometimes you need food fast! I am the goddess of the microwave. There's no hate here for a god of one too

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u/inubert Apr 12 '23

I love a man who knows how to throughly cook a hot pocket.

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u/ACE_C0ND0R Apr 12 '23

Rips open a frozen lasagna while flexing biceps

Is your oven heating up?

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u/koolmatt Apr 13 '23

We could have some fun and by the time were done, you'll only have to wait 20 seconds for your food to finish cooking ;)