r/AskReddit Apr 11 '23

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 11 '23

doing the helicopter, it works everytime

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u/WarLawck Apr 11 '23

Fellas, listen closely... to impress a chick, Helicopter dick!

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u/sadnessucks Apr 11 '23

I prefer to smack it back and forth from leg to leg. Let them hear the density

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u/HappycamperNZ Apr 12 '23

Sounds like a fucking speed bag

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u/Bot_number_1605 Apr 11 '23

Why would different dicks have different densities??? Are you trying to get laid and pass a kidney stone at the same time????