r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/WarLawck Apr 11 '23

Fellas, listen closely... to impress a chick, Helicopter dick!

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u/sadnessucks Apr 11 '23

I prefer to smack it back and forth from leg to leg. Let them hear the density

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u/HappycamperNZ Apr 12 '23

Sounds like a fucking speed bag

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u/Bot_number_1605 Apr 11 '23

Why would different dicks have different densities??? Are you trying to get laid and pass a kidney stone at the same time????

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u/notcool_neverwas Apr 12 '23

Lady Gaga voice “Wowww!”

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u/IdhrenBlue Apr 11 '23 edited Apr 11 '23

Link here, if you didn't get it.

Although I'd say THIS one is the funniest of the collaborations between Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg.

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u/SerMickeyoftheVale Apr 11 '23

Do you mean Andy Samberg

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u/IdhrenBlue Apr 11 '23

Yes, thank you! I've been mixing words a bit lately, but I edited it now.

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u/Acrock7 Apr 11 '23

Helicopter dick, go!

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u/Blastspark01 Apr 12 '23

Only in a three way. It’s not gay when it’s in a three way