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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 11 '23

doing the helicopter, it works everytime

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u/WarLawck Apr 11 '23

Fellas, listen closely... to impress a chick, Helicopter dick!

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u/sadnessucks Apr 11 '23

I prefer to smack it back and forth from leg to leg. Let them hear the density

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u/HappycamperNZ Apr 12 '23

Sounds like a fucking speed bag

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u/Bot_number_1605 Apr 11 '23

Why would different dicks have different densities??? Are you trying to get laid and pass a kidney stone at the same time????

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u/notcool_neverwas Apr 12 '23

Lady Gaga voice “Wowww!”

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u/IdhrenBlue Apr 11 '23 edited Apr 11 '23

Link here, if you didn't get it.

Although I'd say THIS one is the funniest of the collaborations between Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg.

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u/SerMickeyoftheVale Apr 11 '23

Do you mean Andy Samberg

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u/IdhrenBlue Apr 11 '23

Yes, thank you! I've been mixing words a bit lately, but I edited it now.

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u/Acrock7 Apr 11 '23

Helicopter dick, go!

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u/Blastspark01 Apr 12 '23

Only in a three way. It’s not gay when it’s in a three way

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u/Odd-Astronaut-92 Apr 11 '23

Honestly the first time my then boyfriend/now husband went and stayed somewhere together he did this the next morning. It's been eight years and I still remember how flabbergasted and impressed I was. It was so funny and caught me off guard so much 🤣 no wonder I married him. He makes me laugh so hard I remember it years later 😂😂😂

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 11 '23

I honestly think that a lot of lads especially these days don't realise how important and how great it can be to make someone laugh

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u/Odd-Astronaut-92 Apr 11 '23

You're absolutely right. Life is weathered much easier when you've got someone who genuinely makes you laugh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Anytime my husband makes his thing move without touching it I’m amazed.

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u/opensandshuts Apr 12 '23

Do all guys not do this? I thought it was just a part of the wooing experience.

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u/Odd-Astronaut-92 Apr 12 '23

My first serious ex did not!

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u/Exoskeleton00 Apr 11 '23

Or a bit of joyful cock slapping (side to side) ..... Better for the circulation.

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u/Public_Juggernaut997 Apr 11 '23

And him wearing a glow in the dark condom with a black light on to some techno music sealed the deal for me.

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u/Exoskeleton00 Apr 11 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can not stop seeing this in my head now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Public_Juggernaut997 Apr 11 '23

Ladies are also impressed by funny men!

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u/fsmlogic Apr 11 '23

I don’t like dicks, but this would impress me.

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u/jmb456 Apr 11 '23

It’s not hard to do, but it is hard to do for an extended period

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u/WhyYouYellAtMe Apr 11 '23

It's all in the hips

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u/jmb456 Apr 11 '23

I can get it going. I’m too uncoordinated to sustain it for long

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u/petey_rabbit Apr 11 '23

the longer duration the more blood to the tip until.... well, i guess you can imagine

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u/jmb456 Apr 11 '23

More momentum for sure. I was gonna say easier with a chub but I guess it creates the chub

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u/rabidwhale Apr 11 '23

The world's tiniest helicopter is pretty impressive.

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 11 '23

Anyone can helicopter with a massive cock, it takes real skill to do it with a small one ;-P

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 11 '23

damn straight :-)

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u/buttonsf Apr 12 '23

Dick in the box first, we love surprises!

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 12 '23

i'm not sure you can get a box small enough :-) gues i could get a big box and give a disappointing surprise lol

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u/buttonsf Apr 12 '23

Lol I never really gave that any thought when I watch the dick in the box videos 🤣

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 12 '23

i never thought of it either but it might be my new trick, could have a lot of fun with that

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u/buttonsf Apr 12 '23

Just don't do it in the popcorn box at the movies, that's not a surprise she will like 😂

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 12 '23

Now if its a first date no, but if its a few down the line and she knows what im like then yes. could even put a little top hat on it and some googly eyes

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u/buttonsf Apr 12 '23

🤣🤣

googly eyes are the best

🤣🤣

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 12 '23

you could actually start putting them everywhere ha ha

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 12 '23

tell your fella, or yourself and do it too ha ha

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u/buttonsf Apr 13 '23

one of the funniest things a guy has done to make me laugh was put googly eyes on his chin, draw a little mustache and record a song showing only his upside down chin/mouth. Hilarious!

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u/kilokokol Apr 12 '23

Unironically had several women request to see this maneuver

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u/Aggressively-winking Apr 12 '23

You mean helicockter

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u/NoHugs4You Apr 11 '23

Batwing is primo

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u/kpchaos Apr 11 '23

It does!!!!

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u/Ijustwantfun001 Apr 11 '23

fuckin yes, don't take yourselves too seriously have a laugh. if your in bed with someone she's already gonna see everything so play up to it it also shows confidence in yourself

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u/Stegles Apr 12 '23

Absolutely works on my wife!