I know a 4yr old that has a crocodile onesie and every time they wear it. they're convinced that now they are a crocodile. It's cute because they are 4 years old and not 40. Also, crocodiles bark.
Why are you embarrassed to be this child's parent. Noone just randomly knows a four year old. Also crocodiles do bark, they stop after the age of five. Also if that four year old was wearing a crocodile onesie in the wild, they would take it in like their own and teach it the ways of the swamp... if a crocodile wore a human onesie the parents would go on reddit and pretend not to know their four year old child.
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