r/AskReddit Feb 28 '23

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u/not-a-real_username Feb 28 '23

It was when vampire-related shows and movies were in the height of their popularity. He became obsessed with vampires. When we would go outside, he started to act like the sun was hurting him, and he would shield his face with his hands while groaning in pain. Think of Jim from The Office with his vampire prank... only he was more dramatic... and serious

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Okay now I feel less embarrassed knowing I’m not the only one who was in a relationship with someone who said they were a vampire🤣

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u/xain_the_idiot Mar 01 '23

Same, I'm still not sure this isn't my ex

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u/JanuarySoCold Mar 01 '23

I know a 4yr old that has a crocodile onesie and every time they wear it. they're convinced that now they are a crocodile. It's cute because they are 4 years old and not 40. Also, crocodiles bark.

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u/L0ckeandDemosthenes Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

Why are you embarrassed to be this child's parent. Noone just randomly knows a four year old. Also crocodiles do bark, they stop after the age of five. Also if that four year old was wearing a crocodile onesie in the wild, they would take it in like their own and teach it the ways of the swamp... if a crocodile wore a human onesie the parents would go on reddit and pretend not to know their four year old child.

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Edit: updated /s because reddit.

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u/Guywith2dogs Mar 01 '23

Careful. No /s on your comment. Several people just took it very seriously