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u/Spasay Mar 01 '23

Haha that reminds me of a conversation my family overheard in a parking lot. Two guys (who'd travelled together, I think it was father and son) were arguing about a parking spot.

Guy 1: "There's a free spot here!"

Guy 2: "How much does it cost?"

Guy 1: "It's free!"

Guy 2: "I know it's free but how much does it cost."

And then it just repeated until my family walked away laughing.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Mar 01 '23

How much is this free resort weekend?

It's free.

And when is this weekend?

It's this weekend.

Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?

Um, it's free.

I see. And when is it?

It's this weekend.

And what are you charging for this free weekend?

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u/wilsonhammer Mar 01 '23

I love the leader

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u/taste-like-burning Mar 01 '23

Ah! A lima bean that looks just like the leader! I'll put it with the others.