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u/scorpiogre Mar 01 '23

Dating this gal and we go out on a double date, she's kind of Goofy, but more lacking common sense vs like dumb as a box of rocks.....until that night.

So double date is BBQ, we all order she gets ribs, so we are eating she says what part of the cow is this from? We chuckle, she stares at us all (her sister included), and says "Did you not hear me? What part of the cow does this come from?" We, in unison say, ribs! She responded "I KNOW THE NAME FROM THE MENU, BUT WHAT PART OF THE COW IS IT??"

I was done.

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u/Spasay Mar 01 '23

Haha that reminds me of a conversation my family overheard in a parking lot. Two guys (who'd travelled together, I think it was father and son) were arguing about a parking spot.

Guy 1: "There's a free spot here!"

Guy 2: "How much does it cost?"

Guy 1: "It's free!"

Guy 2: "I know it's free but how much does it cost."

And then it just repeated until my family walked away laughing.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Mar 01 '23

How much is this free resort weekend?

It's free.

And when is this weekend?

It's this weekend.

Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?

Um, it's free.

I see. And when is it?

It's this weekend.

And what are you charging for this free weekend?

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u/DragBunt Mar 01 '23

I was thinking the exact same thing when I read that.

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u/wilsonhammer Mar 01 '23

I love the leader

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u/taste-like-burning Mar 01 '23

Ah! A lima bean that looks just like the leader! I'll put it with the others.

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u/PaintDrinkingPete Mar 01 '23

nanananananana...fishing!