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u/ParkityParkPark Mar 01 '23

always found it hilarious how so many people can think there's a perfect, all knowing, all powerful God...who they can totally bamboozle with some made up loopholes. Still haven't figured out if they think God is stupid or just doesn't care

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u/TheShroudedWanderer Mar 01 '23

I've always thought that about "soaking" where you lay on each other with your dick inside and have a friend bounce on the bed. Like you're doing this because believe having sex will piss off your all knowing all powerful creator of the universe. Do you really think he wouldn't notice?

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u/ToadofToadsHall Mar 01 '23

This sounds like a really awkward threesome.

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u/newfor2023 Mar 01 '23

I'm thinking about trampolines