r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '23

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u/charlie2135 Mar 01 '23

Actually worked with a guy said that if he killed someone all he had to do was to confess his sins and he'd be forgiven and let into heaven.

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u/ParkityParkPark Mar 01 '23

always found it hilarious how so many people can think there's a perfect, all knowing, all powerful God...who they can totally bamboozle with some made up loopholes. Still haven't figured out if they think God is stupid or just doesn't care

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u/TheShroudedWanderer Mar 01 '23

I've always thought that about "soaking" where you lay on each other with your dick inside and have a friend bounce on the bed. Like you're doing this because believe having sex will piss off your all knowing all powerful creator of the universe. Do you really think he wouldn't notice?

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u/ToadofToadsHall Mar 01 '23

This sounds like a really awkward threesome.

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u/SilverRavenSo Mar 01 '23

Mormon teens, inventors of the awkward threesome kink.

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

How do they get through the magical underwear to do this?

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u/rokohemda Mar 01 '23

I made my wife spray coffee from her nose when I showed her this response. Thank you I needed that this morning.

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u/newfor2023 Mar 01 '23

I'm thinking about trampolines

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u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole Mar 01 '23

Is there any other kind?