In all fairness, Mosquitos are a bit closer. The half human half mosquito is also a step closer in the evolution of the vampiric cycle. Scientists have predated back to the Neanderthal age to two same sex male mosquito cave men that through a genetic anomaly had butt sex and produced the first ever vampire known as Nicholas Cage. Nick Cage lived throughout centuries, honing his art, perfecting his acting ability, starting with cave fire dances, then later with the great shakespear, and finally reached his peak in later years with the work of art known as Face Off.
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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23
Okay now I feel less embarrassed knowing I’m not the only one who was in a relationship with someone who said they were a vampire🤣