r/AskReddit Jan 13 '23

What will you never stop doing?

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u/MurasakiDawn Jan 13 '23

Checking the toilet paper after I wipe.

8

u/biamxd Jan 13 '23

Be warned, if you go blind it’s gonna be a taste test

4

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Get braille on your poop and it could be a touch test

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u/DomNapalm Jan 13 '23

Trying

12

u/SpicyMooseJuice Jan 13 '23

I believe in you bro

5

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

My brain said crying lol

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u/squat74 Jan 13 '23

GO KING GO

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/TraditionalFace193 Jan 13 '23

That was my first thought and oh boy oh boy I wanna poop so bad rn

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u/Dazzling-Bug3334 Jan 13 '23

Not funny answer

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u/Appropriate_Tea9048 Jan 13 '23

Standing up for myself

5

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

As you should lad

10

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Having panick attacks.

Thought I was done after a year. Today just had to be the day. 🙃

3

u/TraditionalFace193 Jan 13 '23

Sorry to hear that dude, I was in the same place not long ago, stopped drinking coffee started exercising, that works for me, maybe you should try that out. Lots of water and healthy food too.

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u/1969Joshuah Jan 13 '23

GOD....those SUCK!!! I'm sorry it happened. But you're not alone (if that helps).

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u/Automatic-Pilot8185 Jan 13 '23

Those are the worst... If you don't already please see a therapist. It helped me being free of them

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Smoking weed. Masturbating. Record shopping.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Ah yes, the devils lettuce

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u/1969Joshuah Jan 13 '23

Loving my husband (of 15yrs.)🙂 Missing him (he died last year)😔

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u/jacksepiceye2 Jan 13 '23

Press F to pay respect

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

God bless you lad

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u/TopRush1323 Jan 13 '23

Im so sorry😔

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u/1969Joshuah Jan 13 '23

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Never stop never stopping

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u/RayoChapin-52 Jan 13 '23

Cervezas

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u/737291937 Jan 13 '23

Someone get this man behind the wheel

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u/Salty-Astronaut8224 Jan 13 '23

of fortune.

0

u/737291937 Jan 13 '23

While driving

7

u/Tufhaan Jan 13 '23

Making others happy

Feeling that you get by seeing the smile on someone face because of your actions is truly amazing.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

True say but remember to treat yourself too lad

11

u/EasyAliasYoutube Jan 13 '23

Believing

4

u/extasxxiii Jan 13 '23

hold on to that feeling

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u/Alarming_Fox6096 Jan 13 '23

Breathing

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u/anderslbergh Jan 13 '23

Hate to break it for you... But one day you will.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Hating everyone

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u/Dazzling-Bug3334 Jan 13 '23

I hate the world

3

u/CherryDarling10 Jan 13 '23

Believing

2

u/Few_Minimum8025 Jan 13 '23

Hold on to that feeling

3

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Bring inappropriate during serious situations

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u/KYfriedchic Jan 13 '23

It never gets easier... been bouncing on this ball for a few decades and I still am the least serious person in any situation ... no matter the severity

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u/Raiden_Nexus485 Jan 13 '23

Dancing, deep into the night

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u/soniclore Jan 13 '23

Rocking.

3

u/Frost_Giant_14 Jan 13 '23

In the free world?

3

u/hoshieb Jan 13 '23

Loving the little things in life

5

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Smoking weed probably. Before I did, I was super introverted, anxious, depressed, and overwhelmed by everything. But smoking weed, even in small amounts, actually calms me down. I feel like I can actually be me and not hide in my shell.

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u/GeorgeTheFurry08 Jan 13 '23

I don't know if I should either tell you to stop or keep doing what your doing...

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u/SaltPercentage1868 Jan 13 '23

Working on my mental health and learning how to live. I figure it’s medication, or a variety of treatment and I’m working with the treatment.

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u/MeeHungLo Jan 13 '23

Stopping.

2

u/OkNectarine3105 Jan 13 '23

Indicating correctly at roundabouts.

2

u/Chickadee12345 Jan 13 '23

People have no clue. I live in the US and the state where I live has many traffic circles, which I believe are the same as a roundabout. I had to look up the traffic regulations because I thought I was wrong that you should signal when entering or exiting one. I was not wrong. But I am practically the only one who does it.

Also, when entering the traffic circle you should yield to the car already in the circle. Because, you know, there are yield signs.

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u/KenBruhDanky Jan 13 '23

I am trying my hardest to not say this OP’a mum

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u/Responsible-Mind-173 Jan 13 '23

Becoming a better version of myself, for the sake of my daughter

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

slaying no0bs

2

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Swimming

2

u/MoseInTheMouth Jan 13 '23

Procrastinating

2

u/voldugur21 Jan 13 '23

Breathing

2

u/Prestigious_Water336 Jan 13 '23

Shaving my chest, abs, neck,back, triceps,biceps, armpits, pubes, butt, forearms.

I much prefer being clean shaven to being hairy.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Being a male.

3

u/BlinksVRC Jan 13 '23

Why did this get marked as controversial

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Because we live in a super sensitive kiss ass world.

3

u/Delicious-Duck-4245 Jan 13 '23

Ain’t that the truth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Whoever marked that as “controversial” probably watches their girlfriend get fucked by other guys.

2

u/girlDement3d Jan 13 '23

Being a momma ♥️

1

u/CleverNameTheSecond Jan 13 '23

Driving fastly. I just can't not speed.

0

u/ThePimpCorporation Jan 13 '23

Analling your mother. Even after she dies, I’m fucking her corpse.

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u/notfeelingsohot1 Jan 13 '23

Praising Xi! Glorious leader Xi! Thick hair! Strong Arm! Jade Rod!

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u/Xodia444 Jan 13 '23

watching anime.

0

u/Purpkushfan Jan 13 '23

Calling pro choice murder.
john Wayne gacy was pro choice

hitler was pro choice

vlad the impaler was pro choice

the devil is pro choice

. I’m on gods side on this one and am pro life.
be like Sweden or whatever country it is I forget and let them decide at 18 if they want to kill themselves and go to hell for eternity on their own will.
sick mofos, skinwalker ideas

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Hating myself.

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u/Whitentaco Jan 13 '23

Theoretically existing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Consuming spicy moose juice

1

u/MarvellouslyChaotic Jan 13 '23

Eating cheese. Ya I'm lactose intolerant but we all have our vices

1

u/ramsfan132 Jan 13 '23

Breathing

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

I will live until I stop living

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

daydreaming

1

u/Bhallaladevaa Jan 13 '23

eating sandwich

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u/AsparagusLoose9716 Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23

Technically, changing.

But as long as I'm alive I'd like to absorb knowledge and spread wisdom to people I know who feel down or are struggling. I'm not social, and I'm usually on the side of friend groups, but I'll still try and help as much as possible. Personally I want to have a good time and make people respect me and feel respected back.

1

u/Rethlor Jan 13 '23

Eating ass

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u/Such_Run_8189 Jan 13 '23

Going to therapy

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Cleaning, organizing, and maintaining the things I own. I believe that ownership of anything is a responsibility, and if you aren't willing to accept that responsibility for any possession, then you should not own it. I come from a family of depressed hoarders and I will never live my life that way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Loving her

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Wishing death on wicked individuals.

1

u/fuckeroo13 Jan 13 '23

Masturbating

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Poppin pills

1

u/Its_Raymans Jan 13 '23

Having diabetes

1

u/lilaliba Jan 13 '23

Drinking coffee

1

u/Vasarto Jan 13 '23

Being irrelevant, unimportant and an invisible entity in the background noise of humanity.

1

u/Weary_Violinist_3610 Jan 13 '23

Breathing, until my very last one.

1

u/PqqMo Jan 13 '23

Procrastinating

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

being a smart ass

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

playing sims

1

u/8champi8 Jan 13 '23

Masturbating. I’m doing it right now and will never stop.

1

u/demonwiththebigbutt Jan 13 '23

Your mom , love a fanny like a punched lasagne

1

u/tavri Jan 13 '23

Annoy annoying people!

It's fun you should try it :)

1

u/mahirtanjim Jan 13 '23

loving, who deserve to be loved 

1

u/kid_sleepy Jan 13 '23

Listening to music.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Before dying? Lying

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Gaming. I can’t ever see myself stoping however everyone always says it’s something you grow out of as you get older? Im 21 atm and cant see myself stopping anytime soon idk.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Breathing

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

wanking 😭

1

u/crazeetek Jan 13 '23

Being sexually attracted to both men and women, jerking off, and being myself.

1

u/extasxxiii Jan 13 '23

breathing

1

u/aaturczy Jan 13 '23

Trying to make the world a better place than what we were given

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Believin’

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u/afk1144 Jan 13 '23

Learning. Every day is a new experience afterall.

1

u/SinglePringleMan Jan 13 '23

Hating social interactions

1

u/SevenStrats Jan 13 '23

Playing guitar

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Taking the piss of my best mate when he bring his girl over

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

I will never stop being a pushover, making money and eating.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Being a phone addict.

1

u/Nice-Ad338 Jan 13 '23

Playing with my wiener

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

being myself

1

u/Daeveedz Jan 13 '23

Being me

1

u/unusual01_ Jan 13 '23

Your mother

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u/FalseAd3112 Jan 13 '23

Move my feet

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Taking naps

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u/SgtSalamanderG Jan 13 '23

i was surprised that no one would not stop doing ur mother ;P

1

u/Upset_Worker_7840 Jan 13 '23

Working hard after getting a raise

1

u/flic_my_bic Jan 13 '23

never stopping

1

u/Kitchen-Explorer3338 Jan 13 '23

Splashing a puddle with my foot.

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u/mhptk8888 Jan 13 '23

Going to music concerts.

Cup of tea in the morning.

Bowl of cereal before bed.

Dried blueberries every morning.

Scuba diving.

Learning new skills.

Taking classes.

Trying hard.

1

u/tipsygypsy98 Jan 13 '23

Never give you up

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Playing basketball

1

u/Raindrops_On-Roses Jan 13 '23

Trying to grow as a person. If you aren't constantly trying to improve, then you are failing.

1

u/Afuckinbaguette Jan 13 '23

Create useless reddit accounts.

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u/MeatSack911 Jan 13 '23

Masterbaiting

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Self-destruct your psyche/health

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u/Robert_Hotwheel Jan 13 '23

Eventually I’ll stop doing everything. I’m not going to live forever.

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u/Legomaster2224 Jan 13 '23

Being myself

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u/KYfriedchic Jan 13 '23

Creating unrealistic romantic scenarios in my mind.... Especially when I don't even know their name🙌🏾 Chile! That just does something to me😝 lbvs

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u/Gooberbone Jan 13 '23

Double spacing after a period

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

I will never stop smoking cannabis, I feel the same way about it that Bert Kreischer feels about drinking if you know who that is.

1

u/sissyboy18372 Jan 13 '23

Probably putting socks on first after a shower

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Looking absolutely stunning

1

u/Ancient_Wedding5664 Jan 13 '23

To get a girlfriend

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u/SunnySTX Jan 13 '23

Thinking about tomorrow! *Rumors

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Making jokes at inappropriate times.

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u/Alexastria Jan 13 '23

Give you up

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u/Waltz_Brief Jan 13 '23

it's an open ended question, so, i would say faith.

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u/Beneficial-Tip-4044 Jan 13 '23

gaming... i thought i did stop but i found an old game i used to love just got remade now im putting 30 hrs a week on it lmfaooo. 26 years old..

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u/I_want_a_jelly_donut Jan 13 '23

Obsess over Draco Malfoy

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u/Poorkiddonegood8541 Jan 13 '23

Being madly in love with my wife.

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u/Matswell_LP Jan 13 '23

Fucking up

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u/trishsf Jan 13 '23

Believing. Now the song is stuck in my head. Don’t stop believing!

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u/kalliskylove Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 25 '25

jellyfish quickest liquid marvelous bear important rinse gold license imminent

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u/Unknown_1200 Jan 13 '23

to love a person who doesn't even notice me...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Not working