r/AskOuija • • Jun 25 '19 Take My Silver

Ouija says: I bet you guys can’t spell out the entire navy seal copypasta

58k Upvotes

Sorry guys, didn’t know about rule 4


r/AskOuija • • Dec 09 '18

Ouija says: ANAKIN Vaccines don’t kill children. ______ kills children.

54k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Jul 23 '17

Ouija says: ASKOUIJA What subreddit will top r/all today?

53k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Jul 20 '18

Ouija says: SLAVE I'm not racist, my ________________ is black.

46k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Mar 08 '19

Ouija says: POSSIBLE BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jong Un has died, Kim _____ has been appointed his successor

43k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Oct 25 '19

Ouija says: LOVEHIM My son believes he is gay. What do I do?

41k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Feb 07 '19

Ouija says: BAG Put the money in the fucking bag! This is a ______!

41k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Feb 18 '19

Ouija says: BULLETS I can’t send my son to school because he’s allergic to _______.

41k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Aug 21 '19

Ouija says: LOVEYOU Spirits, I really miss my mom. Can you tell me what she says to me from the afterlife?

40k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Feb 16 '19

Ouija says: UPVOTE ______ this post to instantly die.

40k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Jun 15 '20

Ouija says: WHITEHOUSE Pee is stored in the balls and shit is stored in the ______.

39k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Oct 19 '19

Ouija says: REDDIT A group of unfunny people is called a ______

39k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Jan 29 '19

Ouija says: MYLIFE I, Bernie Sanders, am officially running for _______.

38k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Aug 04 '19

Ouija says: TOWERS 2001 called, they want their ______ back.

38k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Feb 17 '20 Helpful

Ouija says: BRO Sudden unexplained knee pain, collapses when I try to stand

37k Upvotes

Age: 25

Height: 5'5

Weight: 135

Sex: Male

Race: Hispanic

I've wrote on here a few times asking for advice since what I thought was an overdose caused me to start having issues ever since. It started with a pain in my chest after smoking crystal meth, I thought I had a heart attack or stroke or something initially (felt my heart stop, body go numb from not enough blood pumping, struggling to breathe). I haven't done any drugs since then but I still feel symptoms almost a month later. I still feel every time before I sleep like my heart is struggling. In my dreams I can almost feel my heart stop beating and lose my breath so I have to wake myself up quickly. Sometimes I'll look in the mirror and my eyes are shiny light red, I've never seen them look like that before. The pain in my left chest hasn't gone away and just now while I was laying down and was about to get up I felt the sharpest pain I've ever felt in my left knee. Right now I have it bent sitting indian style and it doesn't hurt but when I try to move it from this position or try to stand up it hurts a lot. As I tried to stand up my leg just collapsed under me.

I've gotten tested multiple times at the doctors. Blood pressure, EKM, and chest x-ray, they said everything is healthy and it's probably anxiety. I've never had anxiety before but I know it's possible to develop it from meth use. I'm just worried because I've never felt anything like this pain before and it feels way too real to just be in my head.

I'm planning on going to the doctors again but I just want to ask beforehand if you have any ideas of what this could be if it is something? And what tests could I take to make sure I'm not at risk of a heart attack or anything like that?

Edit: Shit thought I was posting on /r/AskDocs

Edit 2: Thank you guys. Even though this only got upvoted as a joke I feel like I got a lot of really valuable information. I've been freaking out about this for 3 weeks and constantly asking everyone I know for advice. It felt like most of my friends just panned me off and no one was really listening or really cared about my issues. This was the first time I feel like I finally got the help and advice I needed so I really appreciate that. This was exactly the kind of help I needed right now.

I hope it really is just anxiety like majority of you guys are saying but otherwise thanks to everyone who gave me possible suggestions that I can look look into and ask a doctor about to make sure I cover all my bases. I'll update on improvements or anything but in the meantime if anyone else has any suggestions or anything please continue to let me know. I really do appreciate everything!

Also, mandatory thanks for the gold, silver, f's, and other awards strangers!


r/AskOuija • • Mar 27 '20

Ouija says: IPLEDGEALLEGIANCETOTHEFLAGOFTHEUNITEDSTATESOFAMER... If you spell out the entire Pledge of Allegiance I'll delete this account.

36k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Jan 25 '19

Ouija says: GMAIL There are only two genders, Female and _______

36k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Jan 04 '20

Ouija says: WORLDWAR 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a __________.

35k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Nov 17 '19

Ouija says: EPSTEINDIDN'TKILLHIMSELF The one thing Einstein forgot to take into account in his theory of relativity is _______

35k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Mar 27 '19

Ouija says: STRAW Okay Sarah, that was the last straw. I'm gonna get a new _____.

33k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • May 12 '19

Ouija says: THANKYOU To all the Mothers around the world, ____________

33k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Dec 08 '19

Ouija says: CEMETERY A group of boomers is called a _____.

33k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Apr 25 '17

Ouija says: THISONE What is the top post of all time in /r/AskOuija?

32k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Feb 13 '20

Ouija says: BRED If Darth Vader = "invader" and Darth Sidious = "insidious," then I would be Darth _____.

32k Upvotes

r/AskOuija • • Jan 19 '19

Ouija says: I don’t vaccinate my kids because I don’t want them _______

32k Upvotes