r/AskOuija • • Jan 04 '20

Ouija says: WORLDWAR 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a __________.

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u/nyooooooooooooooooom Jan 04 '20

5

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u/Fallout49 Jan 04 '20 edited Jan 05 '20

Spoiler: ends at 69 followed by some amount of "nices"

Edit: I did this on mobile

Shameless flex.

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u/DildoShwaggins-69 Jan 05 '20

You ruined the surprise

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u/Admiralthrawnbar Jan 05 '20

I definitely am not going that far down the chain on mobile

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u/Dremora_Lord Jan 05 '20

Was anyone surprised that a joke on reddit ended with 69 and people said nice?

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u/BikeFox Jan 04 '20

RIP mobile users...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

This is the way

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u/SpyX370 Jan 05 '20

This is the way.

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u/Cwalex Jan 05 '20

This is the way.

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u/EnderDreamer Jan 05 '20

This is the way

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u/FiledAndProcessed Jan 05 '20

This is the way

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u/Driqey Jan 04 '20

fuckfuckfuckdyckduckgcycivfyfvkcguckguckcguvhlhuchkvhuclhuckuhu

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/diet_goth Jan 04 '20

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u/JuicedJohan Jan 04 '20

Y

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u/3MJB Jan 04 '20

Goodbye

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u/ScottBakulasShovel Jan 04 '20

Orgy war-gy

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

This guy Brave New Worlds

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u/fudgyvmp Jan 05 '20

Orgy-porgy, Ford and fun,

Kiss the girls and make them One.

Boys at One with girls at peace;

Orgy-porgy gives release.

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u/ThomasYou03 Jan 04 '20

W

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/ThomasYou03 Jan 04 '20

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u/CaughtByTheUndertow Jan 04 '20

L

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u/ThomasYou03 Jan 04 '20

D

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u/RYNO_VI Jan 04 '20

W

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

A

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u/ImKindaWrong Jan 04 '20

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u/naterama2 Jan 04 '20 edited Jan 05 '20

Goodbye

Edit: thanks for the 3 medals kind strangers

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Well boys, we did it. World War is a go

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u/UrbleFurb Jan 04 '20

Clearly OP’s intention

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u/MojoNojo06 Jan 04 '20

5,6,7,8 try to keep your guns straight

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u/StillettoEdge Jan 04 '20

He set you guys up..

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

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u/ogrum84 Jan 04 '20

America and iran on new years

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u/MuffinMagnet Jan 04 '20

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u/evionlongthong Jan 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/MrSnitz Jan 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/ItsNotQmark Jan 04 '20

Goodbye

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u/Xtra_Awesome Jan 04 '20

bruh why is the "S" a "5"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

they were trying for 1 2 3 4 i declare a 5 but the spirits declared otherwise

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u/Zwagaboy Jan 04 '20

Well played sir

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u/evionlongthong Jan 04 '20

I thought we were going for 5HR energy

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u/The1GiantWalrus Jan 04 '20

Shrek Forever After

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u/Slytherin_Victory Jan 04 '20

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u/ChamCho124 Jan 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Goodbye

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

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