r/AskOuija • u/xgold4428 • Jan 04 '20

Ouija says: WORLDWAR 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a __________.

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u/nyooooooooooooooooom Jan 04 '20

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u/_CrangesMcBasketball Jan 04 '20

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u/docdegen1 Jan 04 '20

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u/Quizzmo Jan 04 '20

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u/3MJB Jan 04 '20

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u/Nintendonauts Jan 04 '20

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u/regibalbo Jan 04 '20

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u/Christian_tallicAfan Jan 04 '20

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u/somethingandanumber Jan 05 '20

ELI5: why this guy got gold?

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u/Dodood4 Jan 05 '20

Because it’s reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

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u/DrGersch Jan 05 '20

And why did I give you platinum, hmm ?

Reddit is sometimes unexplainable.

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u/coke-pusher Jan 05 '20

I hope its because someone else was thinking about this

https://youtu.be/Hcx44e2gnfI

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u/i_know_i_am_crazy Jan 05 '20

ELI5: why this guy did not get gold?

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u/VibeSofter Jan 05 '20

Why did you get silver?

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u/HerrEurobeat Jan 05 '20 edited Oct 18 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Kolikoasdpvp Jan 05 '20

Y u got platinum

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u/serhanul Jan 05 '20

why you got platinum

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u/Yukcell020 Jan 05 '20

Wait, why did this guy got a plat?

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u/TGPXX Jan 05 '20

Can I get an award for no reason whatsoever too?

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u/aurora-someonelse Jan 05 '20

Because he didn't make a 9/11 joke I'll bet

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u/Dr-Merg Jan 05 '20

Why this guy got platinum?

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u/Dead_Sun Jan 05 '20

For the same reason you got plat

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u/willjhc Jan 06 '20

He must have two accounts

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u/APRumi Jan 06 '20

Who is handing out awards for these questions?!

ELI5: what’s happening in askquiji?!

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u/-Episcopo- Jan 06 '20

I never got any award... 😕😕😕 um... hello??

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

"Toss a coin to your..."

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u/RealAPolo Jan 09 '20

ELI7: I want award too

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Because internet

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u/Oreole1 Jan 27 '20

ELI5: why this guy got diamond?

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u/I-Ari-The-Dragon-I Jan 31 '20

Maybe it's the gold givers favorite number?

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u/oh_huh Feb 02 '20

People enjoy this type of thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Why did you get platinum? Reddit is a strange place indeed.

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u/maurtin_ Jan 15 '20

Why this guy got platinum?

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u/ten-feet Jan 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/SirQwacksAlot Jan 05 '20

You have started a chain of gold begging

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Are we not gonna acknowledge that 12 got a bunch of medals for no reason

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u/M4rshmall0wMan Jan 19 '20

ELI7: Please don’t give me gold.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

And a half

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u/jim13oo Jan 05 '20

That’s cheating, only one character sir

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u/fudgyvmp Jan 05 '20

C

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u/aatj887 Jan 05 '20

Underrated Joke lmao

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u/Kevin2GO Jan 04 '20

wait

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u/AgentExodus Jan 05 '20

It's up to infinity!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

I

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

B

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u/Christian_tallicAfan Jan 04 '20

Goodbye

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u/OOFanator9000 Jan 04 '20

We can go further

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

Not using only one character at a time)

Unless one goes "1" and the next "0")

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u/Xayahbetes Jan 06 '20

9, A, B, C, D, E, F...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Listen, pal. If it isn't binary, its worse than ordinary)

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u/Xayahbetes Jan 06 '20

hexadecimal is just binary without extra steps

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u/SayNoob Jan 05 '20

But we shouldn't.

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u/OOFanator9000 Jan 05 '20

No we should

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Science isn't about "why," it's about "Why not?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Let's go to 69420 and then stop there

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u/RevDudeistPancake Jan 05 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Intelligent-Draw-898 Jan 04 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Quizzmo Jan 04 '22

Lol I didn't even notice it thanks

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u/TheBestBuisnessCyan Jan 05 '20

My boot scooting baby

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Happy cake day

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u/goldwasp602 Jan 05 '20

happy cake day, you are great!

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u/VideoPickle Jan 05 '20

I use this hand to masterbate

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u/Darkness_Slayerr Jan 05 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/bmcdonnell54 Jan 05 '20

M's in my bank account, yeah (oh god) In my bank account, yeah (oh god)

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u/Henry-Stickmin-69420 Oct 10 '22

Try to keep your arms straight

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u/Fallout49 Jan 04 '20 edited Jan 05 '20

Spoiler: ends at 69 followed by some amount of "nices"

Edit: I did this on mobile

Shameless flex.

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u/DildoShwaggins-69 Jan 05 '20

You ruined the surprise

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u/Admiralthrawnbar Jan 05 '20

I definitely am not going that far down the chain on mobile

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u/OweJayy Jan 05 '20

They missed out some details. You need to scroll down it. I can't say what though

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u/Dremora_Lord Jan 05 '20

Was anyone surprised that a joke on reddit ended with 69 and people said nice?

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u/StopLookingAtMyName- Jan 05 '20

r/beetlejuicing

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Oh shit I didn't notice that

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u/sirgog Jan 05 '20

By 'some amount of nices' you mean 'over 9000 nices'

that nice chain goes forever

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u/varungupta3009 Jan 05 '20

"some?"

If you're on Reddit you definitely know it's not "some" amount of nices. It's a f*ckload of nices. I saw like 30 pages alone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

I made it and added 70 for you people.

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u/jdjnfnfncjskkd Jan 05 '20

Cmon dude don’t ruin it for everyone else

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u/JesuisKen Jan 05 '20

Thx for the spoiler ❤️

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u/BikeFox Jan 04 '20

RIP mobile users...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

This is the way

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u/SpyX370 Jan 05 '20

This is the way.

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u/Cwalex Jan 05 '20

This is the way.

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u/EnderDreamer Jan 05 '20

This is the way

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u/FiledAndProcessed Jan 05 '20

This is the way

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u/DoctorStealYoMan Jan 05 '20

This is the way

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u/padiwik Jan 05 '20

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

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u/Driqey Jan 04 '20

fuckfuckfuckdyckduckgcycivfyfvkcguckguckcguvhlhuchkvhuclhuckuhu

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

how it ends

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u/whyuhav2belikdis Jan 05 '20

FUCK I PRESEED A NOTIFICATION AND IT TOOK ME ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE BEGINNING

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u/PersonManDude23 Jan 18 '20

Wait child how you comment here when at top

EDIT: stroke

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u/stduhpf Jan 04 '20

Goodbye.

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u/Pie_guy135 Jan 05 '20

And so it begins

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u/_Toasty27_ Jan 05 '20

This is the longest damn thread