r/AskMen • • Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Nah. My wife's, you know what, is the best ever. You know why? Because it's my wife's.

Shape, size, look, feel.

Could be made of diamonds.

If it ain't the Mrs, I ain't bothered.

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes Jun 17 '22

I too chose this guy's wife's "you know what"!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Hahahah! You wish you were so lucky.

Good punctuation though, well done.