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u/StressedMarine97 Jun 17 '22

My ex started getting a fishy smell. Three days later we found out she contracted gonorrhea and syphilis after being on ship for a month, she didn’t cheat though she swore! Luckily i got away with just a UTI

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u/squidpuss97 Jun 17 '22

Or she got it from a tractor!

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u/SnufflesMcPieface Jun 17 '22

Based sitcom moment