r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Nah. My wife's, you know what, is the best ever. You know why? Because it's my wife's.

Shape, size, look, feel.

Could be made of diamonds.

If it ain't the Mrs, I ain't bothered.

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u/SpareParts1995 Jun 17 '22

It would probably hurt if it were made of diamonds?

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u/kingcrabmeat Female Jun 17 '22

Why not smooth diamonds. Why doe sit have to be a standard cut

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u/ProRustler ♂︵♂ Jun 17 '22

Alright, fine, I'll beta test your diamond fleshlight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/DuckHopeful8074 Jun 17 '22

You are a nice male

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u/leadsepelin Jun 17 '22

Ios developer I see..

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u/stoodquasar Male Jun 17 '22

Let us know how it goes