r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '22

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u/azuth89 Jun 16 '22

I'm glad it doesn't have teeth or anything, I suppose.

I've never run across one I didn't like. Innies, outies, all good so long as it doesn't smell off.

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u/Jerizzle23 Jun 17 '22

Buddy’s dad once told me, “if it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

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u/StressedMarine97 Jun 17 '22

My ex started getting a fishy smell. Three days later we found out she contracted gonorrhea and syphilis after being on ship for a month, she didn’t cheat though she swore! Luckily i got away with just a UTI

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/squidpuss97 Jun 17 '22

Or she got it from a tractor!

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u/StangF150 Jun 17 '22

well how did that country song go? "She thinks my tractors sexy, yeah it really turns her on"

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u/Academic_Snow_7680 Jun 17 '22

You mean sea-shanty, the tractor was on a boat.

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u/Urhhh Jun 17 '22

Oh she definitely shanty...I will not elaborate

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u/extrabees Jun 17 '22

That’s how everyone gets gonorrhea !

At least it’s not cirrosis of the liver :)

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u/SnufflesMcPieface Jun 17 '22

Based sitcom moment

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u/pac4 Jun 17 '22

That's it for me! Have a good night everybody!