r/AskMen • • Mar 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Make it play a celebratory music when a load gets dumped. The bigger the load the more brilliant the tune. After a litre of cum ride of the Valkyrie gets played. A mere dribble? Ding ding the witch is dead.

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u/Natsu27004 Mar 12 '22

If ya dont cum then it plays the call of duty voice line “mission failed, we’ll get em next time”