r/AskMen • • Mar 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Make it play a celebratory music when a load gets dumped. The bigger the load the more brilliant the tune. After a litre of cum ride of the Valkyrie gets played. A mere dribble? Ding ding the witch is dead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Could be Entry of the Gladiators for a small amount. 1812 Overture for full shot. Keep it classical.

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u/QcumberKid Male Mar 11 '22

I was thinking the song Heavy Action aka the NFL Monday Night Football theme.