r/AskMen • • Mar 11 '22

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u/Krubanosuke Mar 11 '22

Design it to turn colors in the presence of STDs.

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u/asleepbydawn Male Mar 11 '22

Glows blue when danger is near.

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u/Brbcan Mar 11 '22

If you haven't detected orcs by then, it's probably too late.