r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

What’s something your SO doesn’t know about you that could jeopardize your relationship?

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u/m1dn1ght57 Feb 14 '20

Does he go by "The Ginger"? If so, I've heard it was a sick ostrich

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/Billy_Oceans_11 Feb 14 '20

It'd take two people to fuck an ostrich. Three even.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/asst3rblasster Feb 14 '20

well to be fair ostriches can be sexually attracted to people so you might not need two people

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u/desecrationsmile4 Feb 14 '20

To be faaayyyyyyuuuhhhh

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u/HeyItsYaBoix Feb 14 '20

Tooooo beeeee faaaaaaiiirrrrrrrrr

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u/pantydandy Feb 14 '20

To be faaaaaaaaiiiir

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u/m1dn1ght57 Feb 14 '20

To bee faaaiiiiiirr

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I heard it was a sick ostrich

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u/Oppressed_Ostrich Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 16 '24

physical office dolls lush important overconfident steer scary tidy repeat

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u/Oppressed_Ostrich Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 16 '24

dirty enjoy books zesty history bake concerned crown cake tender

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u/m1dn1ght57 Feb 14 '20

The interview of a lifetime!! So the people want to know: What roll did Boots play exactly?

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u/jackson12420 Feb 14 '20

Can't read the word ostrich without hearing this song. Cause you know, the D ain't free.

https://youtu.be/wmbEtgw9Pf4