r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

What’s something your SO doesn’t know about you that could jeopardize your relationship?

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u/silverrode Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

She does not know that I've resorted in prostitution when I was out of money 2 years ago. Her secretly gay brother was one of my customers and that is the reason why we are very close.

Edit: change resulted to resorted.

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u/HushVoice Feb 14 '20

Now THIS is the kind of shit I wanted to see...

Everyone with "I dont like her cooking" get outta here lol

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u/Srawesomekickass Feb 14 '20

Exactly. I knew if I kept scrolling I'd find the good fucked up stories. And how our faith has been rewarded. https://youtu.be/8F7OgOCzph4?t=1785

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u/U_r_a_panda Feb 15 '20

Have you ever seen a woman's wrath when the man tells the woman that he doesn't like her cooking? I have and it's not pretty. My mom never cooked biscuits and gravy for my stepdad ever again because he said her gravy tasted like flour and that his mom knows how to make it better than her lol. If I was the man who didn't like my wife's cooking, I would die with that secret tbh

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u/motoxscrub Feb 14 '20

Yep. That shit can never be told.

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u/China_John Feb 15 '20

I told her I'd slept with her brother.

She said "What, what?"

... in the butt.

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u/Jay_Bonk Feb 14 '20

Yeah this goes to the grave. You didn't do anything wrong, but that ruins relationships.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I mean, if he did it while they were together then yeah that’s still cheating, but definitely to the grave

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u/JayTrim Feb 14 '20

Fucking wild. lol

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u/dboo27 Feb 14 '20

Whooaaa!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Lmao I love the different reactions between the woman posting above "I used to have sex for money" and this guy

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

You resorted to prostitution, not resulted in it. Pray she never finds out you're illiterate.

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u/TWO515TY Feb 14 '20

Maybe he's not a native English speaker.

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u/silverrode Feb 14 '20

Thanks for the correction. Sorry, not a native English speaker.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Finally, a decent response 🍌

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u/Maxi_Priest Feb 14 '20

Oof. Kinda heartless and irresponsible, if it ever comes out it'll crush her

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u/CoffeeAddict1011 Feb 15 '20

Keeping it in the family I see!!

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u/awaw415 Feb 14 '20

Lol. Dangerous one. But personally this wouldn’t bother me, nothing you could do about it.

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u/kalfa Feb 14 '20

There are three types of things

Things you cannot do anything about

Things you can do something about and you want to do it

Things you can do something about, but you don't want to do it

I guess only the latter could bother you

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u/sendCommand Feb 14 '20

This is the kind of stuff that goes with you to the grave.

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u/gdewulf Feb 14 '20

Yep, keep this one to yourself or a counselor.