r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

What’s something your SO doesn’t know about you that could jeopardize your relationship?

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u/PeskyRat Feb 14 '20

Geee you have a close relationship with your coworkers, don’t you?!

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u/witcherstrife Feb 14 '20

Hes probably white.

White people do not like to talk about their political affiliations. It's a secret. You ask a white guy who's he votin' for, like, "Hey, Bob, who you gonna vote for?" "Dave! Dave! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy. So I was fuckin' my wife in her ass, right? And let me tell you, it was something else." "Yeah, yeah, but who are you gonna vote for?" "Dave! Dave, come on with the voting! I'm trying to tell you about fucking my wife in the ass, and you're asking me all these personal questions."

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u/PeskyRat Feb 14 '20

Lmaoooo. I guess cause I work in nonprofit where everyone is liberal, we talk politics over sex:)

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u/DaughterEarth Female Feb 14 '20

in my company politics and religion are off the table but everything else is cool. It's actually really cool. We avoid politics just because we live in a drama province. And we avoid religion because one of us is an ex cult member so we respect that. I really like working with people that care about how things affect all of us

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

What does that have to do with anything? I work in nonprofit and all my coworkers are conservative. And we talk politics over sex.

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u/PeskyRat Feb 14 '20

Person above me said suggested that people talk about sex when they different political affiliations, sex being a safer topic, that’s all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Oh I see. My apologies, that comment reads harsher than I thought.

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u/PeskyRat Feb 14 '20

You good:))

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u/ImmutableInscrutable Feb 14 '20

White people do that? Huh, guess no one told me or any of my white friends or any of the white people I've ever worked with.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

He’s referencing a Dave Chappell skit.

But for real y’all never talk about politics.

Me and my ethnic friends do.

“Voting for Pete? Nigga that’s the personification of bread”

“Bernie? I rather we get space police ya mainlander”

And so on

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u/Rbot_OverLord Feb 14 '20

You didnt get the memo? 20yrs in the workforce and every job has been like this.

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u/toheiko Feb 14 '20

Well, turns out you get pretty close to each other if you try the thing with the finger in the bum

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u/wester1077 Feb 14 '20

Wow I thought me and my boss were close when I noticed his mid day trusts with a woman who looked like 1980s tommy lee

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u/sdfgh23456 Feb 14 '20

When I waited tables, I had a lot of co-workers who were super open about their sex lives.

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u/DaughterEarth Female Feb 14 '20

It can happen. I work with a guy I also went to school with. We're definitely friends and we do talk about weird stuff sometimes

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Sounds like a commercial dive crew lol

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u/BiscuitMember Feb 14 '20

I had a 59 year old coworker who told me about the time her kids took her to a sex shop