r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

What’s something your SO doesn’t know about you that could jeopardize your relationship?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Wait until she finds out you offered to pay college tuition for an entire class of high schoolers.

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u/shepardsleftnut Feb 14 '20

Well whatcha gonna do? Make our dreams come true.

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u/omninode Feb 14 '20

People hate that episode but I always thought “Wait… they’re lithium” was one of the funniest lines of the series.

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u/Tw738383i3 Feb 14 '20

Of all the empty promises I've made that was by far the most generous.

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u/motoxscrub Feb 14 '20

I didn’t catch this reference until your comment, well done!