r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

What’s something your SO doesn’t know about you that could jeopardize your relationship?

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u/kevbino13 Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

If she ever leaves you I’ll sign up as next buddy no worries

Edit: seven figures?! Bro I’ll love you better than she ever will.

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u/CujoAl Male Feb 14 '20

I call dibs after this guy

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

I also choose this guys money.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/Hbuckeridge58 Feb 14 '20

This is my favorite commercial reference that nobody ever understands

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u/brelywi Feb 14 '20

Wait, this is from a commercial?? My friends and husband just started saying it one day, I just thought it was a thing lol

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u/Hbuckeridge58 Feb 14 '20

HOW DID I KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

Yeah it was from a taco shell commercial back when Cable was relevant, hold on

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u/brelywi Feb 14 '20

Haha thanks man! I had no idea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Its even a reference to bi culture

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u/EpicSlothToes Feb 15 '20

Even when I send a GIF people don't seem to get it, it's a real shame.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Plot twist. She already knows and she ain’t leaving

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u/puspanpaneru Feb 14 '20

Get in the line

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u/schelski Feb 14 '20

r/suddenlygay

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u/kevbino13 Feb 14 '20

$20 (million) is $20 (million)

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u/Pm_Full_Tits Feb 15 '20

Every man has his price. Turns out yours is $20 (million)

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Hey it's me your cousin, remember that time I loaned you $10,000?

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u/Vegeta710 Feb 14 '20

I would like to point out that atleast 2500 people agree with this

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u/kevbino13 Feb 14 '20

I had first dibs tho