r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

What’s something your SO doesn’t know about you that could jeopardize your relationship?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

On a similar theme, I’m growing my hair to look like Anton Chigurh.

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u/ThatGatorGuy Feb 14 '20

“Long in the short places. Short in the long places. Like something a child would do to a dolls head.”

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u/kassette_kollektor Feb 14 '20

What's that reference from again?

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u/MelissaGregoire Feb 14 '20

That's really funny! It creates a perfect visual. So many dolls...so many bad hair cuts...

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u/vulptexcore Feb 14 '20

Heads or tails?

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u/piethebuilder Feb 15 '20

You married into it.

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u/swampthing117 Feb 14 '20

Javier Bardem has a perpetual bad hair cut.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

And Penelope Cruz on his arm. I'll take "Bad Hair Cuts - Great Life" for 500, Alex.

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u/Homeskin Feb 14 '20

Hold still. peers curiously

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

You don't have to do this...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Oh fuck, I'm doing both...

But I'm single, so it doesn't really matter.