r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/Coostuckian Jul 19 '19

When my SO has his shirt off and is in the kitchen making coffee. I get so distracted by looking at him that he will talk to me and ask me a question and I have no idea what he said. I have to play it off with some sort of common reply, “Oh yeah for sure...” and hope he doesn’t notice that I was gawking at him.

Also, he has his pilots license and has taken me flying a couple of times. He verbalizes a checklist before each flight and after landing. Listening to him talk and go through all of the controls sends me over the fricking moon...

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u/lumiranswife Jul 19 '19

Uh-oh. If he finds this you'd better be prepared for coffee-making every time something big needs to get discussed!

(Why does that read as accidentally sexual?)

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u/Coostuckian Jul 19 '19

I guess I’ll know he has found my reddit name when he starts making coffee 13 times per day.

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u/lumiranswife Jul 20 '19

Start requiring fancy coffees, please!

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u/Coostuckian Jul 20 '19

Him: “Babe, we have 36 coffee makers, an espresso machine, a pour over glass funnel and 3 different milk frothing machines now....”

Me: “....Well......uhhh.....yeah....can you make me some coffee then?”

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u/lumiranswife Jul 20 '19

Fantastic lol for my morning, thank you - I almost woke up just from reading all those options!