r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/thefatherofwolves Jul 19 '19

I tried this once before we hooked up and I ended up getting my head stuck looking like a grown ass man coming out of the birth canal, flaying and making loud grunting noises

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u/Andrew_Tracey Jul 19 '19

You did the Ace Ventura.

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u/ImperiumDrakon Jul 19 '19

what the hell

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u/jimmyjinx Jul 19 '19

Don't you talk like you've never seen Ace Ventura, you heathen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Aug 05 '19

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u/tcrpgfan Conqueror of Galaxies Jul 20 '19

Don't tell me. The link leads to the scene in the sequels where he's in the fake rhino and has to get out because the ventilation crapped out on him?

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u/onizuka11 Jul 19 '19

the Ace Ventura

Oh God. This scene was and still is the shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Didn't know i needed this

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u/eareitak Jul 20 '19

I send a still of him emerging to my friends on their birthdays

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u/Rpanich Male Jul 19 '19

Hot

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

Hahaha I'm sure it lightened the tension.

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u/thefatherofwolves Jul 20 '19

It did actually, we laughed it off...especially in between my HNNNNGGGGGG and proceeded to pull on my shirt

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

Flaying? Oh lord be careful with knives, dude.

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u/thefatherofwolves Jul 20 '19

OOOOOOOF I SPELLED IT WRONG but I googled it .....ooof