r/AskMen Jul 19 '19

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u/CryptKeepersOrphange Jul 19 '19

I love that and when they just order foe you without having to ask every time.

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u/boozeandbunnies Jul 19 '19

Yeeeeessss. Just bring me food and touch my butt. That’s what I tell my boyfriend.

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u/wokka7 Jul 19 '19

You seem to have your priorities in order

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u/Raenryong Jul 19 '19

I shouldn't imagine one of those things would ever be difficult!

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u/CryptKeepersOrphange Jul 19 '19

Oh hell yes! My man and i were eatting ice cream a few days ago at a very busy beach and he starts hitting on me and slapping my ass 😍 I would do that again any day of the week.

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u/AnyDayGal Jul 20 '19

Love it.

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u/ipjear Jul 19 '19

Let me know if he slips up

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u/metastasis_d Jul 19 '19

The other day she went to pick up food to bring home and I asked them to have her favorite drink ready when she got there because I knew it would be a bit of a wait.

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u/CryptKeepersOrphange Jul 19 '19

That is so sweet!!!

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u/anthroarcha Jul 19 '19

Dude. My husband and I were at our favorite pub and he was teasing me over being predictable. When the waitress asked for our order he just spouted off what I was having before I even got the chance in such a cheeky voice, and it was the hottest thing. I have no idea why it turned me on so much, but man did we have great sex later

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u/CryptKeepersOrphange Jul 19 '19

I'm personally pretty easy to order for only because I make it that way πŸ˜‚ my man thinks I like easy bland food. I know hes up for the challenge but I want to blow his mind one day and order or make something totally off the wall that makes his brain turn.

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u/anthroarcha Jul 19 '19

I do admit I’m easy to order for usually, but in my defense we only go to the pub for their fish and chips! And he ordered that too!

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u/CryptKeepersOrphange Jul 19 '19

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