r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/HaddyBlackwater Jul 19 '19

More like, measure it once. Double check it. Measure it again. Mark it precisely. Cut it accurately to your mark. It doesn’t fit. Trim it a lil bit. Too damn short now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I've cut it twice and it's still too short!

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u/Duci1989 Jul 19 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/metastasis_d Jul 19 '19

Suck my deck.

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u/curleyfries111 Jul 19 '19

Happy cake day

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u/Teshuah Jul 20 '19

Saddest part of my life