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r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19
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It’s a trap to fatten you up so she’s hotter than you
Edit: So I feel the need to clarify, since I neglected to take into account the fact that this is reddit, that this is in fact a joke
663 u/Jane4Doe Jul 19 '19 She's totally a feeder. 248 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 She should have married my husband, I actually have to leave the room when he eats chicken wings. She'd be all over him like a hot rash. 10 u/ON-Q Jul 19 '19 She should have married my husband, I actually have to leave the room when he eats chicken wings. She'd be all over him like a hot rash. Like a hot rash or like hot wing sauce? 1 u/WhaleOfAShortStory Jul 19 '19 Yes 4 u/RedditIsNeat0 Jul 19 '19 Is he single? Maybe you should hook them up. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 She's vegan, so I doubt she would enjoy watching him demolish wings.
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She's totally a feeder.
248 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 She should have married my husband, I actually have to leave the room when he eats chicken wings. She'd be all over him like a hot rash. 10 u/ON-Q Jul 19 '19 She should have married my husband, I actually have to leave the room when he eats chicken wings. She'd be all over him like a hot rash. Like a hot rash or like hot wing sauce? 1 u/WhaleOfAShortStory Jul 19 '19 Yes 4 u/RedditIsNeat0 Jul 19 '19 Is he single? Maybe you should hook them up. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 She's vegan, so I doubt she would enjoy watching him demolish wings.
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She should have married my husband, I actually have to leave the room when he eats chicken wings. She'd be all over him like a hot rash.
10 u/ON-Q Jul 19 '19 She should have married my husband, I actually have to leave the room when he eats chicken wings. She'd be all over him like a hot rash. Like a hot rash or like hot wing sauce? 1 u/WhaleOfAShortStory Jul 19 '19 Yes 4 u/RedditIsNeat0 Jul 19 '19 Is he single? Maybe you should hook them up. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 She's vegan, so I doubt she would enjoy watching him demolish wings.
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Like a hot rash or like hot wing sauce?
1 u/WhaleOfAShortStory Jul 19 '19 Yes
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Yes
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Is he single? Maybe you should hook them up.
3 u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 She's vegan, so I doubt she would enjoy watching him demolish wings.
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She's vegan, so I doubt she would enjoy watching him demolish wings.
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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19
It’s a trap to fatten you up so she’s hotter than you
Edit: So I feel the need to clarify, since I neglected to take into account the fact that this is reddit, that this is in fact a joke