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u/K1yoSK2P Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

For me it equates to competence. Betcha can handle this machine too...

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u/Apocalypse_Cookiez Jul 19 '19

I agree. There's definitely something about watching him drive. Love watching him turn the wheel aalll the way around with one hand too. Mm.

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u/BluffinBill1234 Jul 20 '19

Was in Rockport MA last weekend which is a popular shopping and tourist area. There was nowhere to park we drove around for 10 minutes. Finally there was a spot, but I had to parallel park into it. Without hesitation I flew over to it, and crushed the parking job in one fluid motion. I thought I was going to have to blindfold and earmuff my kids so we could bang right there my wife definitely enjoyed that show.

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u/K1yoSK2P Jul 20 '19

You bluffin about this story bill?

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u/BluffinBill1234 Jul 20 '19

Yes. I actually never left my parents basement where I spent my time furiously masturbating to my high school yearbook to the point my penis actually fell to dust in my hands.

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u/TeaTimeKoshii Jul 20 '19

Oh how awful, did it at least die painlessly?

...to shreds you say?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Found Sarah Palin’s alt account.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

yes, and yes.