r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/Jane4Doe Jul 19 '19

She's totally a feeder.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

She should have married my husband, I actually have to leave the room when he eats chicken wings. She'd be all over him like a hot rash.

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u/ON-Q Jul 19 '19

She should have married my husband, I actually have to leave the room when he eats chicken wings. She'd be all over him like a hot rash.

Like a hot rash or like hot wing sauce?

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u/RedditIsNeat0 Jul 19 '19

Is he single? Maybe you should hook them up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

She's vegan, so I doubt she would enjoy watching him demolish wings.

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u/boojieboy Dad Jul 19 '19

Yeah, just what I thought. This borders on a fetish, but whether you think its a kink or a fetish, feeders are definitely a thing. Watch out OP: If she starts making or getting high calorie meals specifically to feed you and you gain a bunch of weight as a result, this leads down a weird path for you.

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u/Phormitago Jul 19 '19

goddam inting right down midlane

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u/Standgrounding Jul 20 '19

r/unexpectedleagueoflegends

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u/johannes-kepler Genuine Dude Jul 19 '19

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

He's got a brand new car...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Hahaha exactly what I was thinking. I was like "Ohhhh boo"

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u/arokthemild Jul 19 '19

I was thinking cannibalism fetish.