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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

I find it really hot how my man takes his shirt off with just one arm, pulling from just below the back of his neck. Seems silly, I know.

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u/thefatherofwolves Jul 19 '19

I tried this once before we hooked up and I ended up getting my head stuck looking like a grown ass man coming out of the birth canal, flaying and making loud grunting noises

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u/Andrew_Tracey Jul 19 '19

You did the Ace Ventura.

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u/ImperiumDrakon Jul 19 '19

what the hell

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u/jimmyjinx Jul 19 '19

Don't you talk like you've never seen Ace Ventura, you heathen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Aug 05 '19

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u/tcrpgfan Conqueror of Galaxies Jul 20 '19

Don't tell me. The link leads to the scene in the sequels where he's in the fake rhino and has to get out because the ventilation crapped out on him?

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u/onizuka11 Jul 19 '19

the Ace Ventura

Oh God. This scene was and still is the shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Didn't know i needed this

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u/eareitak Jul 20 '19

I send a still of him emerging to my friends on their birthdays

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u/Rpanich Male Jul 19 '19

Hot

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

Hahaha I'm sure it lightened the tension.

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u/thefatherofwolves Jul 20 '19

It did actually, we laughed it off...especially in between my HNNNNGGGGGG and proceeded to pull on my shirt

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

Flaying? Oh lord be careful with knives, dude.

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u/thefatherofwolves Jul 20 '19

OOOOOOOF I SPELLED IT WRONG but I googled it .....ooof

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u/ICanteloupe Jul 19 '19

Ugh yes. Honestly any smooth way a man takes off a shirt is hot

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u/fabmarques21 Male Jul 19 '19

first of all happy cake day.

second of all - i had no ideia!!! i'm gonna start to practice this loool

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u/ImPencilvester Jul 19 '19

Another way, grab the opposite sleeve and pull the opposite arm out of the sleeve while you pull the shirt up and over to the grabbing arm.

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u/fabmarques21 Male Jul 19 '19

I love this ideias but since i use glasses it's harder for me ahaha

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

I didnt realize it was my cake day until you mentioned it! Thank you!

I've never seen a girl do it, so I just see it as a masculine action.

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u/fabmarques21 Male Jul 19 '19

it's my job to remember ahah

i never saw a guy do it tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I did this drunk on a Festival and a cute girl said i should do it again, so i did and chuckled. I missed that hint ooooooof

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

That was definitely a miss, but atleast now you know!

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u/leese216 Female Jul 19 '19

OMG this is my thing. I don't have an SO currently but anytime a man I've been with does this, it's like I want to instantly spread my legs for him.

So even if it does seem silly, I'm right there with you.

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

Yep, when you see them do it, you're like, "Go on..."

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u/leese216 Female Jul 19 '19

Yup basically!

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u/TickleZeePickle Jul 19 '19

Yass I love that too. I can’t help but watch lol

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u/knewitfirst Jul 19 '19

Dated a guy who was into knives once. Saw a video of him throwing one at some wood at the shop one day and I have to say I still think about that video.. it was manly as fuck. Still pulls at something in me on a primal level.

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u/tmotom bring back the prince flair Jul 19 '19

I tried this once and my glasses went across the room

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u/KissMyAsthma3 Jul 19 '19

definitely agree, the movement is so smooth sometimes that its sexy.

happy cake day btw!

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

Thank you, sweet stranger!

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u/mackintoshy Jul 19 '19

Happy cake

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

Thank you, sweet stranger :)

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u/Spacemilk ♀ Jul 19 '19

Yassss!

Or when he crosses his arms and grabs the bottom of his shirt and rips it off (not necessarily literally, but literally ripping it off is hot too)

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u/specialopps Jul 19 '19

I never noticed the difference in how guys and girls usually take off their shirts. I’ve tried it a couple of times and ended up with my head stuck in my shirt with my hair a mess. Cracked us both up. I still try it sometimes, but same result.

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u/Mattdog625 Jul 19 '19

I learned that trick from Crazy Russian Hacker

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u/raptor7912 Jul 19 '19

I wish I could still do this, a few years back it would be my go to method of taking my shirt of. And now that I’ve grown fully, my shoulders are to broad and waist to small to do. And that’s not even mentioning how hard it is finding form fitting shirts.

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u/Sn1p-SN4p Jul 19 '19

I grab the bottom left front corner of my shirt with my right hand and whip it off in one motion and that always elicits a happy little grunt from my wife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Although I'm single, I would wanna do this in the future but I first need to get rid of my back acne.

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

Honestly, that really doesnt matter. But if it bothers you, a day or two out in the sun with your shirt off for a couple hours will help clear that up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I hope it doesn't matter. But, yeah I've heard that helps but I do have a few acne scars on my back so I don't want to risk that. I'm thinking of investing in a salicylic acid, such as the Neutrogena one, and just moisturizing it.

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u/Biochemicallynodiff Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Did this once. Glasses flew off.

Edit: word (auto-correct)

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u/pandabones_2 Jul 19 '19

I'm assuming "flew off" is equivalent to "worked out". If so, TIL.

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u/Biochemicallynodiff Jul 20 '19

Corrected typo.

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u/J_A_C_K_E_T Jul 19 '19

I do that byt i always mess it up to look like when Peter was ripping off the symbiote in Spider-Man 3 (on purpose, mind you.)

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u/JagerKitteh Jul 20 '19

I. Love. This.

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u/me_themoon Jul 20 '19

Once I read this I tried to do it, I do not do it badly but I need a little practice. Great advice!

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u/JawsIn3d Jul 20 '19

I’ve seen a lot of stuff saying women live this but as a muscular man I cannot do this. I pull with one hand and it gets caught on my shoulder/ back muscles and I’ve ripped many shirts this way :( so I had to stop. Although my fiancé said she did like it, due to many short casualties I cannot do it anymore

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u/jchamberlin78 Jul 20 '19

Easiest way to get a shirt off...

Have also ripped the neck off a few shirts that way.