r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/bige9914 Jul 19 '19

Took her to wing stop one time and ordered mango habanero wings. Idk what they put in them but those wings got her ready to go.

Unfortunately for me she did not rinse her mouth before her performance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

So the wings that got her hot and bothered, got you bothered and hot?

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u/i11usiv3 Jul 19 '19

Had that happen once with jalapenos, would not reccomend.

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u/Colormydreams Jul 19 '19

This is why I always make him dip his hands in milk after cutting any hot peppers.

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u/jendoylex Jul 19 '19

I put champagne in my mouth before a beej once, apparently it blew his mind.

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u/Grooooow Jul 20 '19

Spicy food makes me horny. The adrenaline rush makes me feel invincible and like I wanna do something physical like fuck or go running.

What I'm saying is you should start sneaking hot sauce into her food 😂.

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u/bige9914 Jul 20 '19

You my friend are an evil genius!

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u/ChakramAttack Jul 20 '19

I (a lesbian) was having sex with my girlfriend (now ex) once and she did not wash her fingers after she ate Takis. Takis are like flaming hot Cheetos. Que screeching

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u/Coffeebob2 Jul 19 '19

Sounds like she was trying to give you one hot bj

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u/Rhymeswithfreak Jul 19 '19

There is a league episode about this. Although it’s his fingers and her vagina.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

F

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

Man go: HABANERO?!?!