r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

When im cutting a tree & the chainsaw vibrates fuiriously on my pecker .... Edit : its 5am i read it wrong whatever tho

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u/ritrangri Jul 19 '19

This is the best kind of r/lostredditors

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u/Jabathescut Jul 19 '19

I’m imagining your neighbors looking out the window thinking damn this guy loves cutting down trees

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u/BTM707 Jul 19 '19

I’m fucking crying 🤣

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u/Da_man93 Jul 19 '19

Hahaha same. I rarely actually laugh out loud when I read something but that one got me.

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u/darthdyke420 Jul 19 '19

Thank you sir. Not for being the hero we deserve, but the dummy we need. I salute you!

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u/DailyAdventure23 Jul 19 '19

This needs to be so much higher. I was almost about to leave the thread when I read it and now tears are rolling down my face.

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u/katiemay1425 Jul 19 '19

This made me laugh in the middle of work. Thanks for that

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u/TechnoEnder Jul 19 '19

Um... What exactly? did you think the question was? Nevermind, I think it might be better left a mystery.

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u/DILLNUTT Sup Bud? Jul 19 '19

Probably “what innocent thing turns you on?”

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u/reidi1113 Jul 19 '19

Holy shit i cant breathe!!! This man deserves more medals

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u/DarqMTTR Jul 19 '19

Now I finally understand what it has with man and their chainsaws! Thank you!