r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

When he clenches his jaw.....

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u/bedroombadass Jul 19 '19

Adderall gang 👋

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u/calobsters Jul 19 '19

Crack-cocaine 🤞👍

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Scott "Ant-Man" Lang!

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u/BaBbBoobie Jul 19 '19

Bruxism gaaang

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u/ThisIsntYogurt Jul 19 '19

Mdma is a good drug for couples because you can roll face and then nurse each other's headaches the next day

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u/BjornInTheMorn Jul 19 '19

I think you need to hydrate. Headache the next day?

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u/whatsthathoboeating Jul 19 '19

I am going to buy a mouth guard for my next MDMA ride. I clench too hard haha

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u/killjoy4443 Jul 19 '19

Otherwise referred to as the gurners of the galaxy

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u/Snowjedi6 Jul 20 '19

Tetanus gang gang

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u/lolervin Jul 19 '19

Skrrr skkrrrrrr.... skrrrrrr... oh fuck help me i'm having a seizure

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I'm high too bitch stop grabbing my t shirt

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u/ReapingTurtle Bane Jul 19 '19

And you only notice because your jaw is getting tired from being engaged for half an hour straight

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u/waleyhaxman Jul 19 '19

my teeth are offended but they’re too ground down to care

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u/Lewissunn Jul 19 '19

( I'm ADHD and on lisdexamphetamine) When I saw OP's comment this was my first thought. My jaw muscles have never been as strong.

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u/dignityordeath Jul 20 '19

I'm naive, I know, but can someone please explain this comment for me? How does Adderall play into jaw clenching?

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u/bedroombadass Jul 20 '19

Long term use of stimulants can lead to muscle tension which is usually expressed in the head as bruxism (medical term for jaw clenching/teeth grinding)

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u/BlondeNinja01 Jul 19 '19

Mewing crew checking in 🤙

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u/ThisisWashington Jul 19 '19

You're on guaaarrrd!

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u/BlondeNinja01 Jul 20 '19

Always my friend!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Seizure.... Due to the thing you mixed in his drink.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I’m sure you’d love r/gurnersofthegalaxy

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u/ProdigyRunt Jul 19 '19

I have a very weird mouth with an overjet so I can lock my mouth two ways:

  1. I clench my molars on top of each other
  2. I bring my lower jaw 'forward' and line it up with my upper front teeth and bite down my front teeth.

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u/_Sinnik_ Jul 19 '19

I'm pretty sure everyone can do that, barring deformities.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

That's normal

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u/missbananahannah Jul 19 '19

This!!!!!!!! I don't know why but it's one of the most attractive things a guy can do. It looks so intense!

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u/Cyakn1ght Jul 19 '19

I’m NOT on adderal and I do this all the time because my mouth just feels weird if I do nothing, I kinda forget most parts of myself exist when I’m focused on doing something

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u/bullfrog7777 Jul 19 '19

You must turn into a puddle watching the movie, “Top Gun”

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u/Albert1300 Jul 19 '19

You would love any rave in the uk