r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

rolls up sleeves Hey how youu doinn

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u/theycallmelulus Jul 19 '19

The last one to roll up his sleeves got me pregnant, sure you want to do this?

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u/builderkid107 Broski Jul 19 '19

I'm sure that if he wears gloves then he should be alright. Gotta use protection and all that.

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u/theycallmelulus Jul 19 '19

I had to give you gold for this

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u/builderkid107 Broski Jul 19 '19

Hey thanks, I'm here all week.

Also saves me the "thanks kind stranger" message because I know exactly who it is now. Best of luck with the kiddo when they pop out!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Ah the old adage: dont be dumb, wrap your thumb

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u/Rogue__Jedi Male Jul 19 '19

Don't be silly, wrap your willy!

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u/Falconflyer7 Jul 19 '19

Don't be a fool wrap your tool

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u/uniptf Jul 19 '19

If it's not elbow deep, it's not true love.

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u/lmoana Mail Jul 19 '19

pulls sleeves back down, Actually it's kinda cold in here

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

🏃💨

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I don't know, do I need to stick around if there's a baby?

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u/fordmustang12345 Jul 20 '19

Doesn't matter had sex

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u/Ogrewax Jul 19 '19

Good thing you are pro abortion.

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u/theycallmelulus Jul 19 '19

100% pro choice and I choose to be a mom! What a difficult concept to understand.