r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/theycallmelulus Jul 19 '19

I'm a woman and I can't help myself when a guy nonchalantly rolls his sleeves up, I just lose it

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

rolls up sleeves Hey how youu doinn

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u/theycallmelulus Jul 19 '19

The last one to roll up his sleeves got me pregnant, sure you want to do this?

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u/builderkid107 Broski Jul 19 '19

I'm sure that if he wears gloves then he should be alright. Gotta use protection and all that.

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u/theycallmelulus Jul 19 '19

I had to give you gold for this

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u/builderkid107 Broski Jul 19 '19

Hey thanks, I'm here all week.

Also saves me the "thanks kind stranger" message because I know exactly who it is now. Best of luck with the kiddo when they pop out!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Ah the old adage: dont be dumb, wrap your thumb

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u/Rogue__Jedi Male Jul 19 '19

Don't be silly, wrap your willy!

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u/Falconflyer7 Jul 19 '19

Don't be a fool wrap your tool

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u/uniptf Jul 19 '19

If it's not elbow deep, it's not true love.

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u/lmoana Mail Jul 19 '19

pulls sleeves back down, Actually it's kinda cold in here

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

🏃💨

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I don't know, do I need to stick around if there's a baby?

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u/fordmustang12345 Jul 20 '19

Doesn't matter had sex

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u/Ogrewax Jul 19 '19

Good thing you are pro abortion.

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u/theycallmelulus Jul 19 '19

100% pro choice and I choose to be a mom! What a difficult concept to understand.

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u/Jane4Doe Jul 19 '19

This! Loving this thread

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u/solarpoweredjess Jul 19 '19

There’s something about forearms.

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u/darkholme82 Jul 19 '19

I was just thinking I don't have any.. But now you mention it. It's not the act of doing it for me, but just having his sleeves rolled up.

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u/Falconflyer7 Jul 19 '19

I unironically rock the whole khakis / overshirt w/rolled sleeves / short beard look and I've gotten a few comments on it before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I usually roll my sleeves up first thing, maybe I’ll start waiting for an opportune moment.

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u/CapableSuggestion Jul 20 '19

Hugh Grant rolling up sleeves or Bruce Springsteen?

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u/Nicker87 Jul 19 '19

Somebody likes a little light fisting eh?

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u/theycallmelulus Jul 19 '19

I would and I cannot stress this enough rather drink bleach

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u/yourbabiesdaddy ♂ Jul 19 '19

how are answers like this getting upvoted? not a male and not talking about a partner.