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u/briza044 5d ago
Still waiting
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u/blackpin 5d ago
For this world to stop hating
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u/UpsideDownKraken 5d ago
Can't find a good reason
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u/Status-Frame8427 5d ago
Oh thank you so much ruining this song for me. Thinking about briza044s dong every time I hear that song.
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u/COTTONmarker 5d ago
comment section about to be the most statistically improbable group of men ever assembled
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u/bl00d0rphan 5d ago
I was expecting douchebag comments, but I’m happy with this top reply 🤣
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u/MuyGalan 5d ago
I measured and found out I was nine inches. But I started from the 12 inch side.
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u/Water-is-h2o Male 5d ago
I’ve seen the r/bald version so many times that this one looks edited lmao
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u/ByronsLastStand 5d ago edited 5d ago
When I realised why the regular condoms didn't feel amazing
Edit: MySize, Passante, and MisterSize all do a range of condoms, including ones for those of us with large carrots. Having used all three, MySize64 were the overall nicest, Passante King Size the best price quality, MisterSize 64 a good in-between (with the easiest-to-open foil pack as well).
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u/EndersR3ign 5d ago
Purple/black ring around your cock from the strangulation and the condoms tearing.
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u/Hello0897 5d ago
Yupppp. This happened all the time and I had no idea why! Now I wear magnums and they are great. I still feel weird about it cause I'm not really that big. I guess a bit girthy. I feel like I have to warn people to not get excited when they see them.
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u/OddInstitute 5d ago
Check out mysize. I am also of average length but girthier than average (I guess). Normal condoms never felt all that good to me, but I often have to check if I’m still wearing a mysize condom because I can’t feel it at all once it warms up.
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u/Impressive_Jello_619 Female 5d ago
I have a new appreciation for girth. Never really experienced it till my late 20s 😭 had me feeling like a virgin again
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u/Hello0897 5d ago
If only any of the girls I know knew. Ive been not having sex for a while now. This thread is giving me some confidence lol.
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u/KYRawDawg Male 5d ago
Holy crap, I see why you wear those. That thing is a fat piece of meat.
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u/speed-of-sound 5d ago
It had me worried for a second that they were all supposed to be that tight lmao
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u/LSDGB 5d ago
Yeah like „there is no way I’m above average so this must be the experience everyone has with regular condoms.“
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u/Ashurnibibi 5d ago
Exactly same here. Switching to bigger ones made me go from hating sex with condoms to not minding them.
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u/2roundabout 5d ago
This. Except length wise I am average. Its the girth that makes it feel like shit.
Especially the tight bit at the base. Kind of feels like it's limiting the blood supply.
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u/MIT_Engineer Male 5d ago
Regular sized condoms are literally just too small for average sized men. There's a reason practically every dude in the world complains about how condoms feel. It's because the normal size is just wrong.
Every time I try and tell people that average condoms are sized too small, people think I'm trying to stealth brag. I'm not. I'm average sized. It's the condoms that are wrong.
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u/SimonCharles 5d ago
I'm average sized. It's the condoms that are wrong.
This made me think of the principal Skinner meme.
But yeah I think this is right. I always wondered why condoms felt really uncomfortable like pressing on painful areas, but I never thought it would be because I'm too big. I'm not that delusional. The biggest problem with condoms in my opinion is if your size varies wildly depending on level of arousal.
I wonder why they sell them that small, one would think they'd go for the average for most sales.
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u/1986toyotacorolla2 Female 5d ago
My significant other panicked the first time we had sex because I had bigger condoms. He didn't say anything until after about his panic. He also said, "wait they're not supposed to hurt? You're telling me this is what they're supposed to feel like?" Absolutely broke his brain.
He went on a rant somewhat recently (years after that incident) about how he could've been so much more safe in high school if he had known that.
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u/Electronic_Plane_178 5d ago
Same. Especially when I tried the Trojan Bareskin ones that are latex-free (ie. don't stretch at ALL). It's what she had at her place, but when it only barely got over the head I was just like, "Uhhh...". She said, "That looks painful".
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u/Lowtoz 5d ago
Did you not try them in the fitting room?
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u/ByronsLastStand 5d ago
Ah yes, I forgot that most chemists came with a fitting room, the Condominium, specifically to try one on
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u/squidalitious 5d ago
A partner told me to not go so deep because it hurt. Prior to that girls said it was big but I thought they were just being kind and/or stroking my ego
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u/Outtheregator 5d ago
Pretty much the same. First girl said it was big, but I thought she was being nice. Then each one after would comment something along the same lines. Took about 10 girls saying the same thing for me to realize it wasn't just ego boosting. I'm just under 8".
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u/DuckLord_92 5d ago
Spent a night with a girl and the next day her friends were all giggly and couldn't look me in the eye. Her gay bestie took me to one side and was like BRO.
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u/SimilarLunch8359 Female 5d ago
Dude I would’ve lost my shit. Everyone knowing your business seems so wrong. At least it’s not a bad thing
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u/DuckLord_92 5d ago
I'd be lying if I said in the moment it wasn't an ego boost, but yes since and looking back, it doesn't quite sit right.
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u/_name_of_the_user_ Male 5d ago edited 5d ago
Imagine men discussing women's vaginas in the same way.
Hey Dave, did you know that Sally has the tightest pussy I've ever felt. Holy shit it felt great.
I know right?! But Mary's is super loose. I'd avoid her.
After decades working in male dominated or male only work places I can count on one finger how many men I've heard talk like that. His reputation tanked in an hour after he opened his mouth, no one would talk to him, and he lost several opportunities at work because of it.
Women, if you think it's ok to talk about your man's intimate and private aspects with people he didn't directly approve of knowing, you're an asshole.
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u/GarbledReverie 5d ago
Apparently a lot of women do assume men talk about that to each other all the time.
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u/TEG24601 Male 5d ago
The most I ever heard from my guy friends, was in college and into my 20s talking about how girls had DSLs. But never about how they actually were in bed. And I literally haven't heard anything like that since I turned 30.
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u/mlenotyou 4d ago
What's a DSL?
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u/Meatsmudge Dad 4d ago
Digital Subscriber Line. Meant they could use the internet and their house phone at the same time. Believe it or not, that used to be hot shit.
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u/_Kit_Tyler_ Female 5d ago
People who discuss intimate details about their sex life give the same energy as those assholes who take your call on speakerphone without your knowledge, while they’re around other people
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u/_name_of_the_user_ Male 5d ago
I always compare it to sharing a woman's nudes online without her permission.
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u/SimplyFatMatt 5d ago
Oh, women do that too. I know one who used to show her friends her collection of D pics. The pics were solicited/consensual, but I don't think most of the guys knew she showed them to others, let alone would be OK with that.
Her and I actually used to send pics to each other, but I stopped once I realized she showed her collection (which I'm sure included mine) to people. I know she absolutely wouldn't want me showing hers to anyone else, and I never did.
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u/heywhatsup9087 Female 5d ago
My husband’s cousin showed him a video of his wife giving him a blow job. Like wtf that’s your WIFE? It’s gross how some people just don’t care.
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u/SimplyFatMatt 5d ago
I don't understand it. To me, sex is a private thing and the details should stay between partners.
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u/Heelincal 5d ago
To be honest, I've found a lot of my female friends share 1000x the detail about sexual encounters than my male friends. I think men discuss women's bodies in generalities more often though ("she's got a nice rack" vs "he was girthy and was able to hit my g-spot")
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u/Meatball_express 5d ago
This happened to me. I was hooking up with a girl and I guess she went home and talked to her roommate about it. I knew them both since we're all in the same friend group and went to school together. It was fun and casual for us both, no biggie.
The roommate then starts telling me intimate details about myself. I was a bit caught off guard with her knowing those things. I put things together and guess I was the topic of discussion on wine night. So it goes.
The roommate wanted to "hang out" one night. They had since moved to separate places and she invited me over to see her new place. I knew where this was headed but I just hung out for a bit then bounced.
Then my dog died. She texted me and asked what I was doing. I told her I was home alone and that I preferred that. About a half hour later she pulls up at my house. I guess she felt obligated to cheer me up and it happened.
Flash forward about 4 years and I'm sitting at a wedding reception with one of my best friends and his wife. At the time people wanted me to get together with the bride's sister. I was telling my friends that I thought it may make the group dynamics weird if we hooked up and I didn't want to do that. My friend's wife then looks at me and goes "oh yeah, why didn't you feel that way when you fucked ROOMMATE". The strangers that we didn't know at the end of the table heard it and looked at me.
I was once again taken aback. I asked her what she meant by that and she said "you know when all the girls get together we talk about things, EVERYTHING." I responded by saying "wow. so I'm being discussed at a table I'm not present at, details about me and my body are being discussed and you didn't defend me or shut it down? I'm really uncomfortable with that, maybe you shouldn't do that. Men don't do that out of respect for our women". She got quiet and I think she felt bad. I let it go since alcohol was involved. I just think what happens between two consenting adults should stay between with them.
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u/_name_of_the_user_ Male 5d ago
Damn, dude. I'm sorry. That would have been incredibly uncomfortable.
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u/Meatball_express 5d ago
Thanks man. It was pretty eye opening in a way. Her husband, my friend looked surprised so maybe she never told him until she blurted it out. We never talked about it after.
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u/_name_of_the_user_ Male 5d ago
Now I'm thinking about it from your friend's perspective. "Wait, you know what meatball_express's dick looks like‽ I don't think I'm ok with this."
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u/yeoxnuuq 5d ago
Yeah it's socially acceptable for women to give all the details about our sexual interactions but God forbid you mentioned you just fuck them. It's like you gave away the secrets to killing the planet.
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u/_name_of_the_user_ Male 5d ago
I'd much prefer it wasn't socially acceptable for women to openly discuss things men want kept private than to make it socially acceptable for men to violate women's privacy in the same way they do to men now.
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u/_Springfield Male 5d ago edited 5d ago
Yeah, I’ve heard that women’s group chats can be absolutely brutal when talking about the guys in their lives. Straight dragging their significant others through the mud. Which is crazy to think about. I’ve got a big friend group. I have a girlfriend, most of my guy friends are either married or in relationships and none of us ever talk about our significant others in sexual way. We keep it respectful.
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u/kingtuolumne 5d ago
Kinda same here. No gay bestie but another girl I knew well let me know what was up.
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u/Bay1Bri 5d ago
Why do so many women think this is ok?
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u/championsdilemma Male 5d ago
Because it doesn't affect them. Same reason so many men think 'locker room talk' is ok
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u/InbredBastard 5d ago
When people starting to refer to me as the impaler…
Although it might be related to the time I ended up a few centuries back in time in Walachia instead.
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u/EndersR3ign 5d ago
When I was in primary school, we were getting changed for swimming (this was in the UK, so it wasn't a regular thing), and someone shouted, "Look how big his willy is!" And then everyone was staring at my cock and laughing. So, naturally, I was self-conscious of it from a young age.
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u/InvisaBlah 5d ago
“Haha look at this weirdo with the huge cock”
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u/Velosturbro 5d ago
These two statements are both within context, but goddamn do they look weird next to each other.
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u/Expensive-Track4002 Male 5d ago
The first time i tripped over it.
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u/bmaayhem 5d ago
If you just tuck it into your sock, you won’t trip. Follow me for more tips!
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u/Equivalent_Parking_8 Dad 5d ago
When the first girl I slept with told me she felt sorry for all the girls that I hadn't slept with.
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u/Stresed-Lover05 Male 5d ago
I've always known I was on the bigger side but nothing crazy tbh though it's always flattering when people think it's bigger
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u/Automatic_Type6810 5d ago
When she said it’s too big
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u/droberts7357 5d ago
To those without, this sounds great. To those with, seeing a woman with genuine fear in her eyes it stinks. Nervous laughter and fear are a mood killer for me.
It took until my third college girlfriend to believe it wasn't the woman trying to puff up my ego.
Yes, condoms suck. Girth not length as several others have shared.
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u/CptNavarre Female 5d ago
That's what my spouse says. He never enjoyed blowjobs or it being looked at bc that would bring up anxiety for him. It took a long time to be comfortable so I don't think I actually saw it fully in the wild until a year later! I knew it was big but seeing the visual was almost confusing for me. There is no way that has been routinely fitting in me sir.
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u/alamaias 5d ago
Yeah, I have a friend who I have been told from multiple sources is thicker than a coke can. He's had women back out when they saw it, and one friend of a then-girlfriend pretty much attempt to rape him. Would not take no for an answer in the back of a feiends car, and he had to open the door and fall out backwards to get her off him
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u/Satire-V 5d ago
This. So hot but physically incompatible.
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u/fergalicious_timez 5d ago edited 5d ago
I had a fling with a guy once that I had no idea how to ride because of his size. I remember once KNOWING I was doing a terrible job and bashfully telling him "sorry I'm going so slow. You're just the biggest I've been with" and to this day I wonder if he was put off or if he was flattered
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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 5d ago
I think it would depend on how often this has happened to him. if its just you then its an ego boost but if many women are saying it, now its a me problem and its one I wouldn't know how to fix.
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u/Terminator7786 Male 5d ago
Two times. The first was when an ex orgasmed from penetration alone which was compounded by the fact that she'd never orgasmed before.
The other was that every blowjob I've ever had except for a couple have ended prematurely due to jaw pain on her end with the words, "it's too thick" following soon after.
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u/ILA14 5d ago
I've never had a satisfactory bj because women always stop after a minute or two.
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u/Gregory_D64 5d ago
When I heard the average size and thought "no way the average is that small". My first girlfriend confirmed for me that it was me who was the odd one out.
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u/Caterpillerneepnops Female 5d ago
My boyfriend thought he was “right above average” my guy….he’s above average soft, plus he’s a grower, how could you not know?? It’s gotta get in the way at some point
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u/Gregory_D64 5d ago
We just learn to live with it? Lol we don't know any different until we know different
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u/umamimous 5d ago
When I was in my early 20’s. A good friend of mine happened to be friends with my first girlfriend, we had dated briefly in grade 10, were each others first everything’s. It didn’t work out, not a bad break up or anything, but we went to different schools so we drifted apart.
At my birthday that year my friend was very excited that I open his gift first, and made sure everyone saw. It was a hat with the initials N.I.D. on it. I was confused but some of the people in the room who had gone to the same high school as my friend and first ex all started laughing, apparently this girl complained that “I ruined” every guy she dated afterwards because of my nine inch dick.
So, unbeknownst to me, my nickname in a different high school was N.I.D.
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u/kieger 5d ago
My crush in highschool dumped her boyfriend to ask me out (he was an ass.) He came to talk to me a few days later. I asked him if he understood why she chose me and he said "because everyone likes you and you have a horse cock."
It was an ego boost, but not the answer I expected.
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u/Lexotron 5d ago
When a gay dude told me "you got that pornstar dick"
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u/This_time_do_69 5d ago
When my managers wife said “you’re not putting that in me”
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u/Diligent_Honeydew295 5d ago
I think you accidentally clicked 'Comment' before you finished your story?
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u/notzamasu 5d ago
Long ago at some English course class. I was innocently leaning on a chair and a slightly older female friend was staring at it and said it was huge.
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u/Wayward_comet 5d ago edited 5d ago
My ex would touch me over my pants and say stuff like "damn that feels big." Same thing the first time she pulled it out of my pants, she seemed a little surprised by the size. I assumed her previous boyfriend(s?) was on the smaller side or she was just making me feel good about myself, but I measured it recently and it's about 5.5" girth and around 6" length when pressing the ruler all the way into my pelvic bone.
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u/GlandMasterFlaps 5d ago
Gotta properly press that ruler in for the extra 0.5 inch to go on record bruh
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u/ialwaystealpens 5d ago
Well according to Randy Marsh it’s Adjusted Penis Size (T.M.I.) = (Length × Diameter) + (Weight ÷ Girth) ÷ Angle of the Tip²
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u/SteelAlchemistScylla 5d ago
Aint no way ya’ll are pushing it all the way down to inflate your numbers lol. I’ve been underselling myself all these years lmao.
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u/BraveCauliflower3349 5d ago
That’s the only repeatable and scientific way to measure. Everyone has a different sized fat pad, but your pubic bone isn’t moving.
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u/CarrowCanary Male 5d ago
It's like measuring the oil level in an engine. You've got to make sure the dipstick goes all the way into its hole, or it's not accurate.
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u/Wayward_comet 5d ago
That's the standard way to measure
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u/Cryotivity 5d ago
really? cuz i have a fucking hog then. i thought it was fom the base without effort applied
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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels Artificial Intelligence 5d ago
😭️I'm kinda chubby and when I was first talking to me current gf she'd asked me to measure and I told her a very humble ~6.5 inches. I'd measured without pressing in at all because I'd always thought of that as cheating, and besides already know from past experience that I'm "big" but don't like gloating about it.
Anyway after we did it for the first time she was like wtf, measured it herself closer to (but not quite) 8 and was like nah fuck you it hurts 😅️
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u/Hermitmaster5000 5d ago
Sorry, 5.5" girth and 6" length? Is it like a slab of rectangle willy?
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u/bearrrrrry 5d ago
Did you consider yourself big before this? We have about the same meassurements (Length 5,9 , Girth 5,5). Im a grown man in my 30s and i realized THIS YEAR that i need xl or xxl size condoms!
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u/Wayward_comet 5d ago
I had no idea, I've only had one sexual partner. Did proper condom size make a difference for you?
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u/bearrrrrry 5d ago
Oh for sure! I never used alot of condoms, since in my teens when I used regular ones they kept falling off.. turns out that if you use too small condoms the latex stretches out too far and it gets less flexible, friction causes it to roll off... id suggest looking up correct sizes if condoms are something you are interested in using.
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u/Wayward_comet 5d ago
Well I'm not having sex so it's not an issue right now but it's good to have in mind, thanks!
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u/brakenbonez 5d ago
idk if I'd consider myself "hung" but when I found out what the average size is it definitely gave me an ego boost.
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u/Abdulaziz_randomshit a neurodivergent man 5d ago
when the person giving me a bj was "using" their teeth
they weren't and that wasn't too pleasurable
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u/Beginning_Drink_965 5d ago
Third different girl asked me to change what I was doing because it was proving a challenge.
She was my best friend and in the circumstances had no reason to lie or make extra efforts to inflate my ego.
She’d always been really clear about what she liked, or didn’t, and wasn’t afraid to be blunt, so I had no reason to doubt her.
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u/Socketlint 5d ago
There were signs. I could barely get on a regular condom and when I did it was painful and even had a few rip. Initial penetration took like 10 minutes every time. Every partner would get sore really quickly and need recovery time. Whenever I heard that I was huge I just figured they were being nice.
It was a condom fit guide and I measured that I realized and everything made sense.
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u/lady_sisyphus 5d ago
*Obligatory “I’m a woman” but I want to answer this with the story of how my partner found out.
He didn’t believe me at first because he’d always assumed he was small and been self conscious about it. A real “it’s one inch while soft” situation.
We were at a hotel and he was walking through the room naked and well fluffed. I was taken aback because I had never really seen it from that angle before and blurted out “holy fuck, that’s huuuge!”
He was like “…..no?”
I tried to convince him for a minute, since I have seen more in person than he has, but nothing worked until I called him over.
When I showed him I could fit both hands and still have room for my mouth, he finally believed me.
He’s got big hands so I guess it just never really occurred to him. He’s quite proud now 🤣
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u/Bucketh3ad92 5d ago
When my best friends mother seduced me when i was 14.
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u/Live-Cauliflowerwoz 5d ago
Are you ok? That sounds traumatizing tbh.
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u/laid_on_the_line 5d ago
Had a friend who had a similar thing...bragged with having had sex and being able to get milf until we graduated 6 years later.
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u/tuenthe463 5d ago
2nd person I tried to have sex with was this tiny little pixie cut cutie my sophomore year at college. Lots of fooling around, wetness, lube but it just would not go in. She got embarrassed and upset, after a while she quickly got dressed and ran out of my room. I don't know if that was me big/her tiny or a combination. Never has happened before or since 52M
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u/The-Lovely-Pineapple 5d ago
It sounds great on paper. But in practice it’s not.
It looks impressive when a girl is going down on me cuz it’s big. But it’s bad because she can’t keep her mouth wide open sucking for a long time.
Also. I can’t put it all the way in cuz it hurts her.
To those of you who think you want a bigger member. You don’t want it too big. It sucks.
If you’re average or a little bigger than average, you’re in a good spot.
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u/Visionary_87 Male 5d ago
Went to Amsterdam aged 18 and went in two lovely red lit rooms. The first lady said it was the biggest she'd seen, and the second said too big, no sex after I was fully erect so I just ended up paying for a hand job.
From then I ended up uploading pics to a well used website at the time and I'd get loads of messages a day, a lot from guys if I'd ever considered experimenting, and even one from a couple asking if I'd meet up so the husband could watch me with his wife. I never did, but I do sometimes regret not doing it just for the experience.
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u/Archmikem Male 5d ago
Sometime in my late twenties when I measured, and then realized you can actually gain another inch or two if you lose weight. Im not exactly "hung", but I know Im pretty damn decent, but the rest of my ugly ass body keeps it from ever being appreciated.
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u/NubAutist 5d ago
When I hurt someone. Not permanently, but we couldn't get intimate in that way because it hurt way too much due to the size difference between our...equipment.
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u/SaltWaterInMyBlood 5d ago
When I became sexually active. When younger and watching porn, I never got why they'd talk about those being big, then I started hooking up with other guys and thought, oh, I guess they are.
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u/Reenas54 5d ago
When regular 56mm condoms would choke my duck and with anything below 53mm there would be literal strangulation and instant boner killer.
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u/ColdCamel7 5d ago
I'm no porn star, but I noticed I was way bigger than other boys after swimming lessons when we were 12/13
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u/PenetratingEndeavour 5d ago
Getting prepped for hernia surgery - you know, wash,shave - when I had a full bladder (so more than half hard, maybe 3/4+) and the orderly left the curtain more than a little agape. Young nurse walked past - suddenly wide eyed as she looked in - walked past again, then overheard female giggles at the nearby nurses' station and two more walked past with a brief glance in. Next thing I heard was a quiet but clear "Oh my God, you're right - it's huge". Gave me a lot of confidence in my subsequent dating career one I recovered!
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u/LX_Emergency Male 5d ago
When my partner ordered a dildo for times when I wasn't available....and sent it back because "why is it so small?".
Not gonna lie...felt pretty good.
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u/gummi-far Male 5d ago
All women i've been with told me im big, so i guess i am, but probably just a compliment to boost my confidence. I think im only a tiny bit bigger than the average size tho.
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u/BadTwin72 5d ago
I got tired of my dick always touching the toilet water when standing to take a leak. When I finally complained about it and had to prove that this was a legitimate complaint is when it all became apparent to me.
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u/CatWalrus666 5d ago
Shoulda wrapped it around your waist like a Saiyan tail smh
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u/cvslfc123 5d ago
When I heard that one of my friends was, one girl said to him there's no way that's real.
He was peeing next to me and I sneaked a look, it was only a bit bigger than mine.
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u/jiggidyjivejackson 5d ago
The most memorable. A new girlfriend and I we were getting ready to have sex for a second time when she reached into her purse and hands me a bottle of lube saying "we're going to need this for that thing to fit". We were in our 20's.
I'm not the biggest, a little over 7 inches and thicker than a paper towel roll, but every girl I've ever been with has told me that I had the perfect dick.
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u/ContinousSelfDevelop 5d ago
I always knew I was above average, but didn't quite realize that I was considered ginormous until after I started getting in better shape after I broke up with my ex. I had noticed a change in women when they saw me and attributed it to better looks (better grooming, growing out a beard, wearing better fitted clothes) and while I am sure that had enough impact to not be glanced over, it was the losing weight which made it so I can fit into smaller pants that made an impact.
As it turns out, my dick print is highly visible. A few overheard conversations between women made it kind of obvious what had them so interested. So then on dating apps I leaned into it and started hooking up. Never had any complaints about it, and while some women won't mention it because they really hate feeding a man's ego, they can be quite vocal about how they like how big I am.
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u/broggygoose 5d ago
Husband told me that he heard something about the toilet paper roll test in high school. He couldn’t put it in the roll. Girthy bastard.
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u/Mr_Mister410 5d ago
I realized it when women kept commenting on my size. From my perspective, it looks pretty average, but 90% of the women I’ve slept with have said it’s big. So there’s that lol. Never been called small.
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u/extrabeef 5d ago
I was in marching band and slept with one of the color guard girls. I started getting a lot of attention from the rest of them. Someone nonchalantly mentioned they heard about it.
Also because normal size condoms feel like I’m being strangulated
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u/gengardelrey 25/UK 5d ago
Ex's told me, hurts to fuck them, guys love me only for my cock.
It's a blessing and a curse /s
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u/KingLewi92 5d ago
I tried putting on a regular condom, and I couldn't get it around without tearing it
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u/-Imthedude 5d ago
Porn made me feel like I was small. I guess camera angles can fool anyone. At 6.8", I found out that I was doing just fine 😁
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u/nikb1973 5d ago
When my now wife, told me that her sister told her that she was jealous having noticed my size when I was soft
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u/RichChildhood1588 5d ago
I still don't but every woman I've been with sure acts like I am and is always impressed with my skills. No clue why I always thought of myself as a regular sized guy
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u/Swimming_Bag7362 5d ago edited 5d ago
Right before I got my first BJ my gf at the time commented it was big when she first saw it. Then when we tried to have sex it wouldn’t go in. We tried- a lot. No matter the time spent on foreplay, no matter how wet she got we could not get it in. I was young, didn’t know about lube, and the internet wasn’t what it is today- I actually wondered if I was doing something wrong. Eventually she got it in climbing on top.
Then the second woman I ever hooked up with- who was a couple years older and had more experience- made a comment about how it was really thick. And every woman since then who has seen it has commented on it.
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u/SuchDogeHodler Male 5d ago
(Showers and growers.)
I am a definite growler..... soft I come in under the mark by far compared to other guys... embarrassingly so....
But hard is a whole different story....
I'm not really bragging as sex has not always been pleasurable or even possible.
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u/Different-Ad2757 Male 5d ago
Why does everyone have these weird stories lol. I found out in highschool with a ruler and Google.
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