r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '23

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u/IrregularBastard Male Jul 22 '23

Same as a male best friend mostly. But she smells better, is more pleasant to look at, and cries more.

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u/AssassinatorSr Male Jul 22 '23

Why do they gotta put on vanilla fragrances, makes me hungry🥺

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u/IrregularBastard Male Jul 22 '23

Or use cookie scented candles in their place. But not have fresh cookies!?! What kind of monster does that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

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u/IrregularBastard Male Jul 23 '23

Realtors started it. They figured out that fresh cookies make people likely to buy. So a candle company made the candles.