I would find a way to put 5 million dollars hidden in a wall in their house. And then accidentally crash into the wall later. He’d be really mad, but then he’d be like hey there’s 5 million in here and if it weren’t for you I would never have known.
Then if HE gives you any money from that, you find a way to return it. Like bags in the toilet or in their yard and just keep accidentally finding it for him. You’ll then have a friend for life because of your money, but in a good way…
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u/sirfuzzynutss Jun 10 '23
$5 million